Ol' Mr. Flimflam
@plasticarmyman.bsky.social
Ol' Non-Stick. If you follow me and you got a super sincere bio or too many emojis, I'm blockin' ya.
I was googling some dialog from a puzzle in genshin impact to identify which puzzle it is so I could find hints, and the google AI seems to think I've been in some kind of coma or cryostasis for hundreds of years? this is genuinely the weirdest one of these I've ever seen
❌ the monster represents trauma ✅ the monster has really big teeth and will eat you
Octopath 2 proving, very early in, that I suck shit at jrpgs Just getting all four of my asses kicked
Transformers is a comic and toy line about robots falling in love, IDW told me so
I've tried and failed to learn how to dougie like four times
Goin back in time and killing the first gangster to say myeahh see just to see how language changes
Just had a opportunity to tell the 'penguin eating an ice cream cone' joke
Has anyone considered that maybe the ancient greek marble statues looked pretty fuckin dumb when they were painted all garish?
Thinking about the billy and mandy stop being afraid of clowns bit
wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year
TWO CIGARETTES DEREK: ah, but you clearly couldn’t fathom my true powers! feast your eyes on [TRIPLE SMOKE: THREE CIGARETTES]!
Pokemon windywaves should just go full bird app with the pokedex, make me get a sound recording to register a guy as seen and tell me I've found a 'lifer'
cooks be like “ohohohokwy. oooookay. OHHHHkay, alright. when it RAINS IT POURS. do you want my fuckin FIRSTBORN SON TOO? FUCK me!!!” when two people walk into a restaurant and order two items off the menu
BAE: what u thinking bout ME: (silence) BAE: I hope he's not thinking about other girls ME: Dutch Cinderella...ass poster
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d agoJust got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
any sale is a back to school sale if you're [deep sigh] if you're facing away from a school
People talk shit about cheap shots, like doing the costly shot is gonna help you win a fight quicker?? Okay bud
70% of cooking: Salt, butter, cheese or milk, lemon juice, MSG, maybe white pepper 20% of cooking: Patience, timing, knife skills Da rest of it: I dunno whaddaya think sounds good lol
