they should have sent a poet. to die in war instead of me. FUCK poets
my jaw was on the floor. my ass was on the edge of my seat. my legs were akimbo. my nose was in a book. one foot was in the door and the other was in my mouth. my left hand was washing the right. my right hand didn't know what the other was doing. my ears were to the ground. and my eyes were up here
I’m in Breckenridge colorado for a conference. Come find me and attempt to run me through… at BEEF JERKY EXPERIENCE in beautiful historic downtown Breckenridge Colorado.
Good morning and welcome to God's beautiful Monday. :-) You have one billion pending messages. :-) Everybody is mad at you. :-)
In this house we Respect Wimbly Donner Admire Wimbly Donner’s contributions to the Balamb Garden Festival Mourn Wimbly Donner’s departure from Balamb Garden Uphold Wimbly Donner thoughtways
‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle
![[crashed and exploding fighter jets, a pilot using the ejector seat, another pilot giving a thumbs up from the cockpit]
YEP, ANOTHER CERTIFIED MARTIN-BANGER:
9,835,098,129 crashed F-16s
1,823,058,520 crashed F-18s
9,823,589 crashed F-35s
0 failed ejections
seriously we're losing like two jets a week at this point what's going on does anyone know](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xdrmdificlltovjippwxtyl5/bafkreidmuctnfu3u6do7emi2dtjnzv4u4fxb75avus7s4c723usfzd5lpa)
@yourkickstartersucks.com excited to check this one out. Glad to see you take this shit seriously finally.
Covid quarantine was regular for me because I was an essential employee at a manufacturing plant and still had to go to work on site the whole hod damn time, and I had bigger shit going on (death of father (not covid related), ending marriage).
weeding the front of the house earlier today, I saw a mysterious glimmering sliver of glass shining in the garden bed. Started to reach out to grab it then remembered I had already read Jeff VanderMeer’s Area X trilogy. Poured 200 pounds of gravel out on top of it instead. Not my problem.
'the afterburner — which adam curtis assembled using off-the-shelf parts and some engineering know-how — lights the front of the game boy advance screen with leds that must be installed inside the handheld's casing.' (2002) archive.org/details/game... web.archive.org/web/20020609...
emails from 🇺🇸 coworkers: sorry for lag was eating lunch! could you have this ready by eod? i will be out tomorrow for a root canal. emails from 🇩🇪 colleagues: my budgie joey lived with wild sparrows for six months. i guess sometimes he misses to be free. warmly, upcoming OOO 1/8-1/12
you could probably get a non-trivial amount of ppl to shit themselves if you uploaded a tiktok about your “nootropic stack” and were like: magnesium citrate for DEEP muscle recovery/relaxation, powdered psyllium for sustained energy; bisacodyl with a polyethylene glycol 3350 chaser to flush toxins.
Ryan Davis probably wasn’t the first person to accuse a piece of media of being “written by Reddit” but, to date, this is the best and most accurate use of the idea
would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?
(sound of spurs) BARKEEP: Look out, that's the Purina Kid. (saloon doors swing open, the Purina Kid is eating a can of wet food with his fingers) (he throws up blood all over his boots) BARKEEP: (under breath) It's not formulated for human beings.
the account with the cartoonified avatar of a guy wearing a furry-style leather dog mask, who consistently has shown up in the “user with this avatar was blocked” account every morning between about 5-8 am EDT for the past week or more. Well what’s everyone think they’re getting up to every day