yea man i'd love to drive 5 hours to visit you, my only friend without kids. i'd love to take a shower in your gray bathroom and dry off with amazon basics towels. then can we go to a mexican restaurant run by white people? can your girlfriend come? can you two get in a fight 10 mins before i arrive
FYI, the Wildberries that Ukraine is bombing are not froyo shops, a thing I personally was never confused about, but you might be.
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gimme the beep test i run real slow i haven’t kept up with my cardio might pass away
I for one think we should change the whole country to Swatch .beat time
when you make a joke and accidentally describe a page playoff system
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3w agoThe winner of the World Cup third place playoff should play the loser of the World Cup final to decide which team really deserved to be in second place. Then the winner of that match should play the winner of the final.
Dangerous listening to music, might end up accidentally feeling somebody else's emotions. This is not my mood. I'm Freaky Fridaying. I'm supposed to be giving a big presentation at 11 and right now I'm being consumed by somebody else's yearning.
a huge part of my childhood was stuff like this. just sort of puzzling over the Letterman Top 10 Book and trying to reverse engineer what the Iran Contra Scandal was from it
Lizzie O'Leary@lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 4w agoFurthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.
I don’t have any answers here, personally I think the only healthy version of masculinity I’ve actually encountered is Dudes At The Skatepark Supporting Each Other, so my recommendation is go hang out at skateparks
A devastating day for the Nazi Tattoos Are Nuanced Symbols That Must Be Understood Within a Full Range of Exculpatory Context community, quite possibly the dumbest community I've ever encountered online
I screamed so loud. Sorry to my wife.
Micah@rincewind.run · last mo.that was almost an all time own goal fiasco holy shit
There’s the Pickford special. Hoof it up 3/4 of the field and hope something happens
I need to know whether this headline was submitted with the pun intact and then changed for the sake of propriety or if they thought it was more clever not to (literally) spell out the pun or if it was somehow a coincidence that no one noticed
Dr Pop Culture USA@drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · last mo.July 5, 1996: Dolly the Sheep, first mammal to be cloned from an adult cell, born in Scotland.
It’s great to see American men excelling at a sport that has been dominated by women for so long. For too long, men have not been taken seriously. They have been denied a seat at the table. We are really witnessing history in the making.
The gay slur chant that Mexico has been repeatedly fined/punished for continues on. Let's go Ecuador!
Was a joy and an honor to work on this incredible feature. It’s so smart and horny and funny and tender!!
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PARTNER: i think we should see other people ME: look if you want to break up fine but for the love of god don’t make me see other people
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
World Cup quick hits: Eloy Room a Curaçao icon, Germany deals with snakes and a ref's watch is nicked
Quick hits: Snakes at Germany's training and a player nicks a ref's watch
A Curaçao goalkeeper etches out a piece of World Cup history, Germany faces some slippery training pitch invaders and a referee's watch is briefly nicked by a player. Here are today's quick hits.
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"They Looked Like They Were Getting Rich on Polymarket—but None of It Was Real; The prediction market has flooded social media with deceptive videos by paid creators, according to a Wall Street Journal investigation." www.wsj.com/business/med...
[posting for that one guy who doesn’t want a chronological timeline] i don’t think freeman is offside
The exposure to actual rich guys on social media has made romance novels with rich guy heroes far less appealing.
Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.
when I was a child I memorized the Chex Mix recipe off the back of the cereal box in case I was sent back to the 1950s, so I could get rich (I assumed an inventor sold the recipe to Chex)
