this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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Film enthusiast 📽️ (especially horror 👻🔪🎃). Greyhound guardian (to Kiwi 🥝, Peaches 🍑, Pluto 🧑🚀, and many fosters) 💜🐶 Reader 📚 Burning Man ranger and camp lead 🔥 Raver 🕺🏻 E-bike rider 🚴 Portland, Oregon 🌲 He/him 🧔🏻♂️
This book had me sleeping with the lights on when i was six bsky.app/profile/slee...
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo put her vision for the city like this: "A city where you can get let go of your child's hand"
Literally the most stressful part about raising a three-year-old is cars and roads
until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy
Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping.
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
“.. NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.” (via @shashj.bsky.social)
i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
have no idea what people mean when they talk about a “flow state.” closest thing i can imagine is that moment when you stop caring how much you’re charging to your credit card
when I am god-empress of the universe it will be illegal for people to disable the ability to paste into a password field
i'm too conflict-averse personally to enjoy this. but forcing your way back into your old employer and making them deal with you is like winning the Hater Lottery
BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look
if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them
lol dumbass computer thinks I'm gonna print something, but I'm actually just downloading a pdf falls for it every time
you should buy a big battery pack and exclusively charge it at work. it feels wonderful to steal
e-bikes are life changing tbh. getting an e-bike was the best thing I've done for myself and my quality of life in a long time.
I'm not the first person to say this, but the bike industry in the U.S. is really missing a huge opportunity by not aggressively defending and promoting e-bikes. I think this is largely the result of it being an industry built on recreational cycling and not transit riding.
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
as both a former marketer and someone who deals with ai a lot now in my professional life: you also have to really consider that a hefty amount of the time people see ai content that is obvious enough for them to recognize, they are dealing with scammers
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...