The winner of the Michigan senate primary is La La Land

Me: *does the robot* Interviewer: I meant skills related to the job.

Gonna need straight cis people to call in their own when they see them making jokes about queers. Sick to fucking death of these "har har Pete Hegseth is gay" jokes. Y'all gotta stop uncomfortably laughing along and risk something for once. I am an optimist but y'all are testing me I swear

When you come in my house, please take off your shoes. Then put them right back on and get out.

HIM: you better not be blind and hugging a tiger when i get there ME:

Cleaning out some files and came across this—copyright 1977!

Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?

Trump’s next pick to be AG will be Jim Jordan because he’s the next biggest lifelong pedophilia cover up guy in DC.

christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times

early bird: (hits snooze) worm : omg thank fuck

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How Dr. Fauci handled the AIDS crisis | American Masters | PBS

Dr. Fauci's response to the AIDS crisis in the 1980s was first widely criticized by LGBTQIA+ activists. "We wanted treatment because we were sick ... And that's what led us to you," said AIDS activist...

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Wish you could still smoke guns on planes

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

Sure, McConnell could be dead. But another option is that he is very sick and his staff is incredibly incompetent.

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being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.

They moved on from lindsey graham's death so quickly you'd think he died in a school shooting.

Seen in Cleveland, Ohio on Friday... #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing.

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but obama reading off a teleprompter used to be a huge scandal because conservatives said it meant he didnt mean what he was saying

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

"That's what they give me to read, so what can I tell you? ... I don't know what the hell that means" -- Trump is surprised by the stuff he's straight up reading from the text that was prepared for him

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Musk seethes as ‘The Odyssey’ conquers at the box office www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

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I put "sorry for the confusion" in every email, just in case

All-gender gyms with men-only locker rooms are often filled with lust-driven married Christian men. Sometimes they go from the steam room to the open shower five or six times to wash away the lust.

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2w ago

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Mitch McConnell in all the hospital pics look like 🌝

Judge approves a $1.5B Anthropic settlement over pirated books used to train the Claude chatbot

Judge approves a $1.5B Anthropic settlement over pirated books used to train the Claude chatbot

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