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UCP's plan to put citizenship markers on driver's licenses is an absolute disaster: 1) many seniors don't have a passport/birth certificate easily accessible 2) people are unable to renew their driver's license, risking their employment 3) ID changes put healthcare at risk too #ableg #abpoli

I'd possibly pat myself on the back more if it was easier to reach.

I died once, but fought my way back. So yes, I think that qualifies as a badass.

"Only about half of the data centre decision-makers surveyed said they were holding public forums or investing in local initiatives, while recent national polling shows that only 33% of developers are addressing grid reliability, and only 29% are responding to water consumption concerns." /more

Well, I fucking am, and I declare to the world that RFK Jr has zero idea what he's talking about.

When the clock struck midnight, she fled down the palace steps, leaving behind only one black sock and camo color Croc.

[job interview] boss: what would you do if faced with a situation where- me: give up immediately

Donald Trump: So let me get this strait...

You are young, the world is vibrant, you are energized, possibilities are endless, a rip in Space-time suddenly flings you into an older quickly deteriorating body, moving forward through time at ever increasing speed. Time travel is complicated, be careful out there fellow travelers.

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

Equilibrium achieved. It is currently the same temperature inside and outside of the house. 33°C. 🫠

Picking wild berries in the hot sun, sweating buckets 😓 and being totally drained of energy.. Which requires eating all of the berries to recharge before going home. 🫤

You may feel disoriented as you cross the event horizon of the long weekend. This is due to the forward time speed variance between weekdays and weekends. Likely a type of wormhole phenomenon that simply spits you out the other side moments after you enter. 🤔 Anyway, enjoy.

Contemplation. #Photography

"We apologize for mislabeling every country in our map of Africa, but in our defense, we had no idea where Africa was, let alone that it's not a country." - U.S. State Department

No degree or accolade can match the feeling I get when an animal decides I'm comfortable enough to fall asleep on

Thou shalt not blame Canada for wildfires caused by climate change you’ve spent your whole life denying and intensifying through your own greed and stupidity.

I will gladly watch your dog whenever you need but there's one thing you must know and it's non-negotiable: When I am eating a piece of cheese, your dog will also be eating a little piece of cheese.

I'm dog-sitting my sister's two dogs. I pulled off two small pieces of rotisserie chicken to give them each a piece. Apparently one was 2.37 ounces and the other was 2.42 ounces. That's when all Hell broke loose.

A surreal intersection of multidimensional existence, at once jarring, yet somehow familiar, when we catch up to a moment and place in linear time that we have inexplicably already experienced before. "That's déjà vu." Sounds familiar. 🤔

To calm the nerves, there's nothing like watching the beautiful blue sky reflected in the clear water as birds sing softly.. 🤪 (Sound on for birdsong)

Mechanic: what kind of sound is it making? Me: pls don’t make me do sound effects

I support trans people therefore I am

The Pumpkin Dipshit@pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 7d ago

My favorite bluesky bug is when it crops off the bottom line of a post, I hope they never fix it

Financial Status: Washing my car with the gas station squeegee

If I'd known back then that you could ruin someone's life forever just by giving them the wrong coloured cup I’d have thought twice about ever having kids.

Argh! Gary came to the arid southwest to be attacked by scorpions not mosquitoes. WTF

They've never met you, have never interacted with you, have never read anything you've posted, don't know anything about you or even that you exist, with almost zero chance of this changing, they block you because someone suggested it on a list. Welcome to social media. We love lists.