things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’

Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley

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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

if ur ever in a cybertruck 1. drop a google pin so we can track down ur captor but 2. immediately and loudly ask "grok what was the last thing we were talking about?"

Ineffable Jeff@ineffablejeff.bsky.social · last yr.

Shot + chaser

New song “Forever Elsewhere” out now! music.subpop.com/foreverelsew... @subpop.bsky.social @dinealonerecords.bsky.social

just tightening the same toilet seat bolt every week until I die

H.R.E.A.M. (Hummus Rules Everything Around Me)

Every photo of RFKJr looks like that frame in the horror movie when they've just replaced the actor with the practical effects dummy that is about to have its head explode, or face melt, or turn into The Thing

thinking about Skyfall (2012) again. jesus christ

ceej@ceej.online · 2y ago

this is what kills me. whatever you want to say about the craig run (they absolutely worked for me) they were some of the last tentpole franchise movies that looked fucking good

Pitch for new Ford Mustang slogan: “Going the Same Speed as You, Just Much Louder”

ass cheeks so pale they could make a werewolf transform

What the hell? @merriam-webster.com

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

Feels like a plan to fire desantis after getting him to leave Florida

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2y ago

Breaking news: President-elect Donald Trump is considering Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) to replace his embattled pick for defense secretary.

[introducing girlfriend to my family] me: this is my girlfriend janine janine: hi wife: what the fuck

Columbus wasn’t Italian or American and never was in America, so if we are gonna have a national holiday representing the Italian American community I propose we honor Steve Albini, an actual Italian American who never committed genocide and was a generally good person

Lmao

love this idea not only for the climate but also for helping the car not be boiling lava hot in the summertime after an hour of shopping

27 cleverly put insults. Couldn't help chuckle a bit 😉

One amazingly refreshing thing about the Olympics is sports without constant references to betting

*knock knock* “Howdy neighbor, may I offer you my warm recommendation for a plumbing service? Or perhaps my favorite teacher of the ancient art of playing the harp? You do have a harp in there, I assume.”

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2y ago

They’re not weird folks. Stop saying they’re weird.

Oh boy, $150,000!

I am begging everyone to watch Scavengers Reign when it releases on Netflix May 31st. Yes, streaming is the devil but this show is something special and the more eyes on it will not only get to see probably the best scifi animated series ever made but will help get it another season.

You should always be kind and understanding to grocery staff. But especially more so today. Last minute pre-holiday rush is insane. If you think you’re stressed imagine how they’re feeling. Be patient. Be understanding. Most of all, don’t be a dick.