The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.

i think about this tweet every day

Mia Goth is divorcing Shia LaBeouf I just fell to my knees in praise

Hemingway eat your heart out

Type of shit you agreed to on a Sunday morning with the worst hangover of your life

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d ago

New footage of Pete Hegseth working out with troops

ass down face up that's the way I like to sit comfortably in a big soft chair

a cool thing you can do when you see something online is be like ah ok then go and do something else

going to start calling evangelical pastors who tell parents to cut off their queer/trans kids "estrangement influencers" archive.is/202609271858...

this is the most cliche shit, but i've been fighting a fairly severe depression lately, and this morning i was finally able to do some light exercise after a month of pain problems and I hate to report that immediately afterwards a swarm of bluebirds came into my apartment to dress me for the day

Let's combine the best app and the worst app to make The One App

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 3d ago

And it will be $600 a month and the app will be impossible to navigate

This is the thing I keep saying about the four D.C.s. 1. Cynical: the shorthand for dirty politics, see also “Beltway” 2. Hopeful/Poignant: Sorkin’s D.C., sometimes Capra’s 3. Postcard: The source of much of the nation’s iconography (memorials, White House, Mall) 4. City where people live/work

Jake Casella Brookins@casella.bsky.social · 3d ago

Whenever I visit, always struck by the disjunction between "Washington" the synecdoche for US empire and "Washington" the beautiful city for the people, just packed with public good and beauty, a promise to be something better. It's good to be upset about the latter's destruction.

People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.

Each time Dakota Johnson hosts SNL, there is one sketch that is a perfect use of her exact skills. Last time, it was the Please Don't Destroy roast ("Nepo Truce"). Last night, it was this.

Music Box Magazine@musicboxonline.bsky.social · 5d ago

just found out I didn't get my dream job despite a verbal offer so if you need me I'm going to be at the bottom of a well

Aries: Your enemies are buying a product today, Aries. Buy a product before it's too late Taurus: Pull up a comfy blanket, Taurus, it's time to purchase a product Gemini: Girl, get ready for a new product to enter your life Cancer: Take time today to ask your loved ones if they need a new product

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

It's easier to think that people are cutting off their family because of social contagion or viral therapy trends than it is to accept that families are very often places of pain and domination where escape is the only alternative to lifelong misery or death.

I need a tattoo or a haircut or a lobotomy or a million dollars. Whichever gets to me first

“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap

so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal"

A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 6d ago

The first move for Skydance after the merger announcement: fire the studio executives who brought in One Battle After Another and Sinners.

It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap

Not to worry, I know a guy who will sell you some copper on the cheap

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