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Shana Bartels

@shanabartels.bsky.social

Yankees fan who loves SF Giants and figure skating too much. Rebel scum. Trivia champ. She/her. Rhymes with Dana Cartels. Forever salty about the 2017 ALCS 🚮 Jewelry designer makemarkmend.etsy.com Writer patreon.com/figureskatingforbaseballnerds

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Shana Bartels@shanabartels.bsky.social · 18h ago

Jason Benetti elevates every broadcaster around him and that’s why it works. When the White Sox broadcast was Hawk Harrelson and Steve Stone, it was unbearable, but Benetti brought the best out of Stone. He continues to bring the best out of everyone (except a few irredeemables like Roger Clemens)

Gabe (disdainful)@gabelacques.bsky.social · 23h ago

With a roving band of analysts, NBC turned the concept of Sunday Night Baseball on its ear, with new voices every week, but one rock - Jason Benetti. "I couldn’t imagine working with someone better.” www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Micah@rincewind.run · 18h ago

remember every other lauren boebert scandal? they’re all tied back into this one! truly the sex scandal with something (and someone) for everyone

Caroleeena@caroleeena.bsky.social · 19h ago

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

Shana Bartels@shanabartels.bsky.social · 2d ago

ChatGPT isn’t smart enough to answer with “How much time do you have?” but sure, go ahead and drain an ocean trying to get a coherent (but likely wrong) answer. I can’t even get Siri or Alexa to answer “How do you get to Carnegie Hall?” correctly. They say the traffic conditions around 57th and 7th

Allison 🧬⚾️@petitephd.bsky.social · 2d ago

Funniest moment at Citi Field last night, narrowly beating Jerry Yan’s celly for recording an out at first base, was when I saw the guy sitting in front of me type “Why do people boo Bryce Harper?” into ChatGPT.

Andrew Baggarly@andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Tough news. Duane Kuiper is undergoing treatment for throat cancer. He had to cancel this weekend’s trip to LA but plans to be in the booth Tuesday and for the final weekend with his retiring best friend, Mike Krukow

Shana Bartels@shanabartels.bsky.social · 3d ago

Cam Schlittler was already pretty much my favorite Yankee this year, but when Aaron Boone does his mysterious postgame signals to his family in the crowd and Cam gets behind Boonie and mockingly signals Wakanda Forever to no one in particular, I love him even more

Shana Bartels@shanabartels.bsky.social · 3d ago

If anyone else wants to say that Russian athletes should really be allowed back in international sports or polite society in general, I hope their doctor can eventually locate their head lodged that far into their ass

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 3d ago

It looks like the EU is seriously preparing for an attack by Russia. A lot of senior defense officials came out of briefings spooked. Since then, various governments including the Swiss! have issued defiant statements.

taylr@taylordahlin.com · 4d ago

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

mi DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St. The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for rabies. A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control. Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414. If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.