postings actually really easy just think of something witty that nobody else has ever said before and then write it down
It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶
Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired
Alt: Fucking exhausted, ya dig?
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🦃Turkey Gravy Zen🦃@burritozen.net · last mo.It's time for a midweek mood check! Use a GIF, pic, or vid to share how you are feeling today 🩶
Our dog just did a full 360 of post-poo celebration kicks. What a life
Every goddamn thing is spam and frauds. Every phone call, every email, every mail, every website, every post. You can't use anything without being on guard for almost all of it to be malicious junk. Even the messages I am beamed directly from God have turned out to be fraudulent.
Let’s do whippets, listen to Stone Temple Pilots, and watch the flying toasters on our Macintosh
Tired: Paint me like one of your French girls Wired: Write a poem about my farts like James Joyce
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
why’s this pervert-ass washer always asking me about my load size
remember: everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. you are being being excluded from the battle. we think you’re a loser.
Midweek mood check! How are you feeling today? (use a GIF, vid, or pic with alt text, k?)
a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
Alt: Puss n boots slumped over at a bar counter, looking bleh and knocking back a shot of liquor.
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🦃Turkey Gravy Zen🦃@burritozen.net · 7mo agoMidweek mood check! How are you feeling today? (use a GIF, vid, or pic with alt text, k?)
Of all the awful takes I’ve seen from our supposed opposition party today, “nuclear holocaust is just a distraction” has made me feel the most hopeless and despondent. Thank you, Senator.
Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock@warnock.senate.gov · 7mo agoDon’t let the President distract you from his mission of funneling wealth from the bottom to the top.
Old bat can’t handle getting called out because she wants to make shit up about D-Day 🤣🖕
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing
Kum AND Go? Sorry, best I can offer is Go.
Aurora, all too Aurora@auroragirl.bsky.social · 9mo agowar and peace? sorry, best i can offer is war
You can thank Texas A&M for that. Apparently there is “demand” for less spicy jalapeños, but I would love to know their measurement methodology showing they are desired more than normal ass jalapeños. Fucking assholes.
Here’s Why Jalapeño Peppers Are Less Spicy Than Ever
Throw out those bogus shopping tips about pepper size. Decades of deliberate planning created a less-hot jalapeño.
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For all my trap heads, TI’s verse on this goes so hard. Also one of the worst 2 chainz flows of all time.
Trinidad James - All Gold Everything (Remix (Explicit) ft. T.I., Young Jeezy, 2 Chainz
YouTube video by TrinidadJamesGGVEVO
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