Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 17h agoSpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Oh Lord, stuck in Hydlide again
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If this is a meritocracy then why are you here He/him
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · 17h ago
buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 21h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
The $30 million AIPAC wasted in Michigan, wasted trying to help Haley Stevens, could have been used to fully fund and deliver 6 million malaria nets to sub-Saharan Africa. Or, it could have fully paid for universal free school breakfasts in Mississippi, America's poorest state.
Three of the most unpleasant looking mutants you've ever seen in your life: You wouldn't want a doctor in charge, would you?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h agoJD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
August 5 1999, Hybrid Heaven debuted on the N64 in Japan! Here are some bullet points: *Aliens *Espionage *RPG *Konami *Sci Fi *Christmas Trees *Wrestling *Plot Twists *Leg Kicks *Human Skin *Suplex *The President
We’ve set up a video game hot take show inside of Big Walk. Welcome to Big Talk Our first episode is up on the Restart.Run socials IG/TikTok/YT Shorts We would love to bring more people on the show
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...
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the local news will just let you call yourself anything you want
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
Just so everyone knows, this is a tried-and-true mainstream media tactic. For progressives/leftist candidates, every election is a “crucial test” and any loss would serve as proof to the media that the latest left-side moment is at its end. Any win, though, just means it’s time to find a new test.
Politico@politico.com · 2d agoMichigan will provide another crucial test of whether progressives can not only keep up their winning streak in safe-blue seats but also break through in battlegrounds crucial for control of Congress. The stakes for the Democratic Party are huge.
That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
Whats the benefit to everyday worker on bombing the shit out of palestinean babies? because thats where your taxes are going now.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
Did he also get Christmas cards from Jeffery Epstein? Or was he too lowly to hang with the rich paedos?
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 2d agoThe Times, one of the leading voices when it comes to 'protecting women and girls' calling a man who assaulted his young pregnant girlfriend, said he would rape the kids if he was a teacher and called for child sex abuse porn to be legal, 'brilliant'
Lots of people rightfully pointing out how the Democrats fought against Mamdani. Sure. 🤷🏿♂️ But I'm less interested in if they've changed their viewpoint on Mamdani, and more interested in if they've changed their viewpoint on upcoming progressive candidates. Seriously. Have they changed?
Democrats@democrats.org · 2d agoHUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.
I left a long overdue review! This is one of my favorite horror games and, as I said in my review, a master class in atmosphere and building dread.
Shaun Aitcheson@shaunaitcheson.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you enjoyed Hob's Barrow please consider posting a very quick little review on Steam, they really help to keep us afloat! 🙏💜 Incredibly much appreciated. store.steampowered.com/app/1182310/...
People still defending the Liz Cheney strategy in 2024, respectfully, have incurable shit for brains. She didn’t encourage any new votes from Republican defectors She cost support in the democratic base
Harris Tried to Win Over Republicans. Democratic Support Collapsed Instead
Kamala Harris did not pull Republicans from Trump, and the percentage of voters identifying as Democrat declined, according to exit polls.
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they are attempting to end women’s sports by making being sexually assaulted a requirement for entry
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
Is this what Sophie Cunningham and Riley Gaines mean when they say they want to protect girls in sports or nah? Somebody please PLEASE ask Sophie about this next time she triples down.
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
As a longtime fan of @jadomian.bsky.social, the space they're giving him to play on InfoWars is just really delightful.
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 3d agoBreathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy
