two dumb bitches telling each other “welllllll not exactly”
I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work
Cannibalism is legal if you organically just so happen to stumble upon a body
the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer
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Jameel Jaffer@jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 5mo agoOne day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...
gotta say i did not anticipate this war leaving iran in a super position,
Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول@faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 5mo agoReporter: You said the war is "very complete." But your Defense Secretary says "this is just the beginning." So which is it? Trump: You could say both.
we need to strip this whole thing down to the studs. we won't. but we need to
until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out
My horrible dog, whom I love more than my life, has patented a new technique where he poops, waits for me to pick it up, walks several steps, and poops again. He's doing this to demoralize me
The way the American government just lies to its citizens is insane. You could be at home sleeping and 5 masked thugs break into your bedroom and kill you in your sleep, and high ranking officials will go on TV and declare you're a terrorist and they acted in self defense
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
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Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 7mo agoI remember meeting up at a concert in Harvard Square and being sincerely kind of nervous about it, worried I wouldn’t be able to keep up. That I wasn’t going to be funny enough. Like I was hanging out with a beloved famous comedian or something. Which is what he was, in fact.
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
taking data centres in space at all seriously shows how deep into this bubble we truly are. like they are never happening. what is wrong with people?
Financial Times@financialtimes.com · 8mo agoWhat happens if AI data centres slip the ‘surly bonds of earth’? ft.trib.al/Dn8jC1T | opinion
A helpful 1-5 scale to describe how stolen your apple is
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Best draw for Norway: Canada Australia Cape Verde Worst: Argentina Morocco Denmark Really hoping for one of the host nations and it should be fine
i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
