My daughter and I took the dog up to the Turret Dam today and we were absolutely privileged to see this traffic cone free roaming in the wild Scottish landscape. Truly, nature is wonderful.
Stompus Maximus
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UberGeek, Atheist, Nerd, Highlander, veteran, Husband to the wonderful @shortymcstompy, Roller Derby referee. Scottish when I want to be (which is quite often)
"This is some place you got here, Mr Castro! My wife would love this, you got the beautiful weather. You know, I went to that Marxist-Leninist reading group you told me about. Now maybe you can help me out here, because there's just one thing that's bothering me-"
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.
![[Title panel]:
A-LEVEL RESULTS COLUMNS DAY
[Scene is a TV news type report about A Level results day]
REPORTER [talking to camera outside a school where students are crowding outside the hall to get in]:
Well, it's that day again
When A-Level students across the country finally get to find out
What Britain's newspaper columnists think about their results.
[show the interior of the school hall, with long tables, but instead of results papers on them, loads of middle-aged newspaper columnists are all laid out]
[Close up on the COLUMNISTS lying on the table, talking up to a gaggle of excited students desperate to find out what they say]
PETER HITCHENS:
I remember when A-Levels meant something
CLARKSON:
I got a C and two U's
[Cut to outside the hall, the REPORTER is talking to a student]
REPORTER:
And did you get the middle-aged opinions you wanted?
STUDENT:
Yes!
I got one ‘There's Too Much Humanities’,
and two Oxford graduates telling me they went to Oxford.
REPORTER [now doing a voiceover, as we see the students in the school hall next to the columnists on tables, and the students are preparing to jump in the air for a photographer]:
And then the annual photo shoot…
[PHOTOGRAPHER]
One, two, three...
[One of the columnists on the table pipes up with]:
What's The Point Of University in 2026?
[The students all jump for joy]
STUDENTS:
HOORAY!
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Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli
The Battle Battle Of Britain
ALT: The Battle Battle Of Britain
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Film you’ve watched more than six times Hard Mode : No Star Trek, Star wars, LOTR, any Marvel, Disney or Ghibli
Sly Rambo Hiding in River
ALT: Sly Rambo Hiding in River
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Make a movie from McGonagall‘s The Tay Bridge Disaster, you cowards.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last mo.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Instead of “The Odyssey”, they should have called it “Troy Story 2”.
First class positioning of the price sticker on this book at a nearby charity shop
![Book titled "HOW TO F[ £3 ] A HORSE: The Secret History of Creation, Invention and Discovery" by Kevin Ashton
(It's actually "fly")](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qakvaly2sy7dqeav7xcebrap/bafkreibol2z4db2s457ggvdymr3idse2rvy5uid3e6b4ockxggj34p64be)
Don’t worry travelator, we’ll get through this together 🙏
Here's the 5 people who I think should be the pundits on ITVs World Cup coverage: 1. Stacey Soloman 2. Toad of Toad Hall 3. Dr Miriam Stoppard 4. Brian Dowling 1. Toby Anstis
Two hours of angelic music with a pitchfork up the bottom of fun. Pray for "Ben Baker Vs Monday", live tonight from 8pm on @noiseboxradio.com
Melania makes more statements for some reason youtube.com/shorts/LPFEJ...
Melania has more statements to make for some reason
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Classics friends may enjoy this. Some of the Latin pronunciation is a bit weird, but the essence is spot on! 😆
Not everyone can do these magic eye things, but if you can sort of let your eyes refocus you might be able to make out the letters H, B and O. Amazing effect.
The decision also ended the interservice squabbling over the best use of aircraft. The navy wanted maritime reconnaissance and the army the same over land. The RAF meanwhile decided its core mission was delivering the right sort of chap to the bar to immediately tell everybody he was a pilot.
