I’m so exhausted, I’m actually delirious.

I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures

Annie’s right. He thinks it’s Ok to light the touch paper every day.

Annie@anniesten.bsky.social · yesterday

I refuse to watch or listen to anything he’s on He lights the blue touch paper then stands back waiting for the explosion which he then takes no responsibility for I absolutely despair

Jeremy Vine is a problem. He’s doing this all the time.

katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterday

Jeremy Vine on radio 2 inviting comment on the thugs last night, literally suggested that you might phone in if "you think they've got a point, because the government clearly isn't doing enough to curb the small boat crossings". How fucking dare you use my licence fee for this fascism

thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time

When I lived in the UK none of my concerns e.g. affordable housing, climate action, increases in welfare spending, scrapping tuition fees, an ethical foreign policy, were ever framed as legitimate concerns. lnstead I was routinely told to fuck off by most political parties for having such concerns.

Back in Germany, I had a friend named Wilhelmina, who had a glass eye. If she got mad, she'd take it out and throw it at you.

I haven’t felt this knackered since I went inter-railing in 1991 and slept on trains for the first 4 nights.

understandable

This is way too much spoo and not enough ork

Finland is the country you’d design, if you were starting from scratch.

Anti-Christ trying his best to not burst into flames inside St. Sophia Cathedral

Anonymous@youranoncentral.bsky.social · 2d ago

Zelenskyy took the anti-Christ and Witkoff to St. Sophia’s Cathedral

This is one of the lovely reindeers we made friends with today. It was cupboard love, but I’ll take it.

Blisters have burst on the same toe on each foot (4th toe). This* is why I could never run a marathon. *no other reason, honest

Women's wide legged trousers have gone officially too far now. There's such a thing as too wide. It's like the last days of Rome, small children being swept up in the flapping folds of them, even medium sized dogs aren't safe.

Editor: did you get that table of contents sorted Layout designer: yep, did it real minimalist just like you asked for

Jon Phillips@jowiph.bsky.social · 3d ago

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Nice work TUC truly nice work

As soon as I get home, I’m re-watching Sisu.

Not now, plant with some sort of vision

Dr Susannah Lydon@susieoftraken.bsky.social · 3d ago

There is a plant which can mimic the leaves of other plants - including plastic ones - and the best explanation for this ability is that it has some form of vision. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Bright sunshine as we get on a boat to go across to an island. Rain starts 5 minutes after we arrive.

Last year teenage homicides in England’s capital fell to their joint lowest level (similar to 2012) in almost 30 years. Thank London’s mayor

London’s approach to knife crime is working

Sadiq Khan has mainstreamed a public-health approach that was previously fringe

bit.ly

Morning

I’m not wearing a jumpsuit, but I am rocking double denim 🤟🏻

Blouse@superblouse.bsky.social · 3d ago

I feel like Anneka Rice in Treasure Hunt.

I’m going on a walking tour this morning. A countdown to the start time has appeared at the top of my phone screen. I can feel my anxiety rising already.

I think people should see Sparkle, a savage beast.

“I chose poorly”

"listen, I'm sorry your timeshare villas aren't ready, we did our best but you know what Spanish builders are like" #ReformConference

Yes, we’ve stumbled upon a cat cafe 👍👍

Lunchtime.