Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
apropos of nothing i thought this was funny
Is everyone still friends on here in the aftermath of the great Odyssey debates of 2026? If so we have done two amazing things. Had an elevated debate about the ongoing role of both critique and classical texts AND decided to agree to disagree about a movie on the internet. An angel gets its wings.
There's a sign just outside the courtyard of Castle Williams on Governor's Island in NYC that reads "All cyclists and UNICYCLISTS must dismount." I asked the park ranger on duty if there had been a "unicycle incident". She hung her head, took a deep breath and sighed "Yeah…"
Daniel Benneworth-Gray@danielgray.com · last wk.when you just know a sign is aimed at one specific person and their ways
This isn't a prediction, perhaps it's overly generous, but if I were someone who had trouble getting movies funded, I would take a stab at taking money for "AI films" then turn around a year later and say "it wasn't feasible, I'm just going to make a real movie instead"
Tyler@electriceden92.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally, he's the dipshit fiftysomething startup guy he's always wanted to be www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Nothing I see this week will be as funny as watching 3 geese cross a busy street and down the sidewalk to a strip club
i bet it looks even better in imax
my kid just walked in still wearing his mitch mcconnell pajamas and holding his mighty mitch doll and asked if mitch mcconnell is dead. and i couldn’t look him in the eyes. he’s got an enormous neck wattle and it swings around even when he’s standing still. and to be clear my wife was unfaithful
For fifty years, fans, critics, and scholars have debated the meaning of the Eagles’ acclaimed 1976 recording “Hotel California.” Our new paper uses advanced AI analysis to finally reveal the hidden truth: it’s about what if there was a spooky hotel
SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...
Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward
My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
the day the knicks win is the fourth day of the condor. the day the french get connected. the day the taxi gets driven. the untaking of the pelham 123
FUCK IT MEET AT 59TH STREET WE'RE GONNA TEAR DOWN THE CONGESTION PRICING CAMERAS AND WALK THEM 30 BLOCKS UPTOWN AND REINSTALL THEM
They got crackstreams in a Chrome window at the Cyclones game.
Zohran: "The C.H.U.D.S. are real. Don't tell anyone. Gonna need some cash to handle this." Hochul: "Who you got running this op?" In unison: "SLIWA" Zohran: "I mean, obviously. He asked me if I cared if he kept one of the heads to mount on his wall and I'm like I don't give a fuck, have at it"
JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2mo agoZohran Mamdani
Since we're ranking Spielberg films, here's my incomplete ranking, using the Key & Peele format
Mr. Met Embarks On Missionary Trip To Spread Mets Fandom To Uncontacted Amazon Tribes https://theonion.com/mr-met-embarks-on-missionary-trip-to-spread-mets-fandom-to-uncontacted-amazon-tribes/
