at what number of members does a group chat just turn back into posting

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

(the most bullshit Michigan accent you've ever heard) what the frick

Come through. I got Fuck 2

The rumors are true. Stand by for more.

looking like a ren faire turkey leg

Apparently DEI was the only thing standing between us and death lettuce

Reuters@reuters.com · 2d ago

Michigan reports two deaths in ongoing cyclosporiasis outbreak reut.rs/4w4bd4E

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

At the renaissance fair looking for a medieval iced latte

i think i’m allergic to my own sweat

just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world

Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break

they’re all mad that more poor people didn’t die

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Rep. Ogles: "Look, I don't want to play down the effects of the virus, but at the end of the day it had a roughly 1 percent mortality rate. We coulda gotten through this."

when you’re trying to be a cult leader but you have no rizz

Dare Obasanjo@carnage4life.bsky.social · last wk.

“What we need to explain to the world: Number one, we are close to creating a genie that can grant any wish. Number two, we are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity” - Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI — This is definitely the opposite of Anthropic’s AI kills all jobs pitch.

sybil in the living room

I think I found it

Louise@selkies.bsky.social · last wk.

Is this a good time to mention that in college my History of Translation lecturer (Michael Cronin) told us that one of the first vernacular translations of The Illiad was into Irish, and the translator had to give the main characters dogs because in Gaelic society a free man had a dog

THE BAT'S A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL: WIGGLES ITS EARS AND EATS WORMS (Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909)

it’s called a spidarium and I like it that way

as a capitalism hater, it’s kinda satisfying the richest guy in the world is just another wretched, annoying nerd. And extra points for him being a racist paranoiac who’s never known friendship or love and must publicly, pathetically, and futilely scavenge the most vile parts of the internet for it.

Comprehensive Study of Mental Health Outcomes upon Exposure to Cowboy Butts

finally finished this and it’s h e f t y

dog on the roof 1ns more. but they wont tell you about this on the news

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney

It is gauche to list the meme brands beloved by a dead troop. Instead they should publish the APR he had on his Ram 1500

My Dearest Wife, I am glad to hear things are well at home. I wish I could say the same. We are in hour sixty two of the war without any sippies in sight. The men are beginning to crack for want of ice cold soda, even though they have been asking since Wednesday. They will die if they drink water

Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived:

Sustainability is a beautiful name for a baby boy

welcome to the black parade is a very gay song (complimentary)

Look who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea

jimmy eat world’s ’bleed american’ turns 25 years old tomorrow, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?