Bog water

i dont play with words i do really fucked up experiments to them

check it out. phantoms

My rhizomatous buddy is sending up some new shoots across the street

ya I use PGP *pretty good poutine, to get fatter

Conquering dangerous archaic forces >>>

It’s 0° outside according to a new scale I made up that uses today as a baseline

spraying wd-40 down my dickhole and so my piss comes out in one big drop

invented a new tempo called “gofastlo”

scurrying into the weekend like …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[On my phone, around friends] "Yeah, like I said, a Homunculus ate the Excel files, boss. It happened so fast. … Nope, didn't know they could do that either." ::jerking off gesture, pals laugh, homunculus burps::

beans, beans, the dinner is hot the more you eat, the less you've got

Bill and Teds cozy lackadaisical adventure

all the homies are emitting a pale glow from their eyes and mouths 💯 we can hear the wind though we are deep within the Citadel

Having "The Talk" with my friend group where I tell them that my following on bluesky is 75% furries and I refer to them as "The Hivemind" and I consult The Hivemind when making decisions regarding the future of the friend group

I suppose we all have our “Daily Beast”

The indomitable spirit

(to my brutal captors) hey do you guys wanna start a band

“You’re in your own World” yes thank u there’s a lotta shit I wanna forget about & I can do that here

*listening to Soundgarden, my blinker on for the last 10 miles*

Nothing quite like a punchline to end a great joke

Just found out the “Witching Hour” is 12AM not 12PM. I have ruined this luncheon before it could even begin.

The various berries and grains of this world will fuel me on my vengeful quest

Back then if you felt melancholic you wouldn’t sadpost about it on your priv. You would get pissed off because no word has been invented to express that feeling yet and smash another caveman’s head with a rock

anton chigurh: heads or tails. you must chose. me: is that a Prince Valiant cut? anton: yeah it used to have more volume me: you want to use something light on it, no silicone-heavy washes and of course... both of us (laughing): blow dry from the roots! me: alright heads anton: it's tails

As the premier connoisseur and collector and purveyor of late-Aughts outlet store jewelry,

Wistful guy playing a melancholic melody on the piano but when the dead wife flashback abruptly ends he hits a jolly C Major instead of slamming his palm on the keys

Posting is a lot like playing jazz in that I'm also not good at playing jazz

The dark parchment of the mind.

"Demonstrably" is objectively the scariest word bc it essentially has "demon" and "monster" in it - just bad vibes all around