my account has all the labels for being too sweet and sexy again
Aidan Wake
@aidanwake.bsky.social
Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - Adults Only - 🪦 Twitter, not on X 🌕🐺🌑
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
"It's only then you realize while you're talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun."
i just got done swimming. you’re god damn right i want some potato chips on my sammich
Nostradamus predicted at least three of our Poker Madness Tournament winners.
But is he cool with your emotional support stuffed animal kingdom?
I feel like I've waited long enough. I would like my deferred gratification now please.
Sorry I’m late, my shirt had horizontal button holes instead of vertical
One time I used a doorless outhouse overlooking a windswept blueberry barren in coastal Maine and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
the feminine urge to unhinge your jaw and swallow your enemies whole
Why is it called a sausage fest when penal colony is right there?
Been on psych meds long enough that I shake em in the dark to know what I’m takin by the sound they make. They’re different notes bro. Here, I’ll play you a song
Monday Morning Moment of Zen ☕️ Sweet Virginia by the Rolling Stones #Music 🎶🎤 #MusicSky 🎸🎹🥁🎷 tidal.com/track/386374...
The Rolling Stones - Sweet Virginia
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what if I hugged you from behind and it felt warm and squishy but then later you found mashed potatoes all over your back.
Steve Winwood’s solo career did not prepare me for any of this
“The Gambler” is a modern day treatise on the benefits of overcoming the sunk cost fallacy. In this Ted talk I will…
"The name's Carlos, but you can call me Tim," said Steve, who was a bit of a liar.
Call me kongming the way I withdraw from politics into the mountains and focus on posting
