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Today, on everyone’s screen.

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’

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airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

An odd-looking semi-aquatic mammal known for its insincere, meaningless and cliche comments is a duck-billed platitude.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

Oh god, what have I become?!

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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A ★★★★½ review of A History of Violence (2005)

I've been having trouble finding a Cronenberg I enjoy as much as The Fly, and this is pretty dang good. This may also be the only movie where I've seen characters choose to 69 *not as a bit* and it ha...

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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

All I’m saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldn’t have called him Peter Pan. I would’ve named him Constanteen.

Me each time the CTO re-explains why he needed to spend the weekend rebuilding Confluence with Claude

A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.

Jason read their entire country into the shadow realm.

Reconstructionist@unavaleable.bsky.social · 2w ago

argetine nationalists are so funny man lmao

I named this can of beans and now I can't eat it. You're free, John Legumezamo.

Every white movie character was buying and renovating a loft in the Village/SoHo in the 80s and 90s.

Young Stephen Root alert!

Mike Giordano@airgiordano.com · 3w ago

Finally showing my wife Ghost (1990). #nowWatching #rewatch 🍿 Oda Mae Brown is an all time top character. The movie really kicks in when Whoopi shows up.

Finally showing my wife Ghost (1990). #nowWatching #rewatch 🍿 Oda Mae Brown is an all time top character. The movie really kicks in when Whoopi shows up.

My Crohn’s disease protects me from the cyclosporiasis because ANY lettuce would give me some painful diarrhea right now.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

cyclospora qu'est-ce que c'est fa fa fa fart fa fa fa fart i've got the run run run run runs

This is one of those movies I saw way too young and it traumatized me a bit. Upon an adult re-watch I realized it was actually the right kind of traumatizing.

Horror & Coffee@foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 3w ago

The People Under the Stairs (1991) 🎥 Directed by Wes Craven #FilmSky

Dang they really got a category for everything

Absolutely bonkers way to list the cast of this movie. #imdb #filmsky🍿

Was replaying WWE Smackown Here Comes the Pain on PS2 and decided to create a character. And what do we have here? Turns out Type A and Type B was also a thing back in 2003, and yet no one complained. This was back when we didn't have misery-addicted grifters ruining things for everyone.

Einsiedler A philosophical animal, sitting in his appartment. One of my „Tierikonen“, not being exhibited yet. . . . #animalphotography #bird #surrealism #artphotography #photography #lostplaces #strange

This is the funniest possible tribute he could have posted.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.