Nobody came to your Winter Solstice party? Sounds like a Yule problem
President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10h agoNeighbors tree is dropping foliage into your yard? That sounds like a yew problem.
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Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy. 🍋👻👾💣 🇦🇺🏳️🌈
President Warren G. Harding@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 10h agoFound a kid (year 8) sleeping in the cupboard today because the classroom got quiet enough to hear him snoring. How was your day?
I hear the same “tic … tic … tic …” noise from the stock market right now that a roller coaster makes when it’s fighting for those last few feet to the summit
Hey scammers spoofing regional numbers: I also ignore local calls
people who reply “lol” but don’t like, repost, or follow, tha fuck are you even doin?
Men of quality don't fear equality. It's that simple.
Lately I've been getting into listlessly moving back and forth within the enclosure
we've all got that one homie who is a piteous wretch scorned by man and beast alike
I am not cool. We don't do cool stuff. Sometimes I joke about how uncool I am. It's the only cool thing about me.
Random shoutout to @lillywachowski.bsky.social for no other reason than to say “I appreciate you.”
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
My dietary requirements are pretty complex. I need something from the four food groups: ✅ rooty ✅ tooty ✅ fresh ✅ fruity
My nervous system really does try its best to shield me from trauma but it finds a way to come out through every other system in my body which is arguably much worse.
The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™
Buffy season 3 episode 10 “Amends” is an important cautionary tale against getting baby bangs.
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I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open)@hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 2w agoJim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
AI isn't inevitable, just get a fucking hobby youtu.be/TklrBmHo7Do?...
Make 'Em Laugh - Singin' in the Rain (2/8) Movie CLIP (1952) HD
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Stanley Kubrick didn't rebuild cameras to use lenses NASA developed for the dark side of the moon so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
iced coffee really puts you in the mood for anything. need to run errands? drink iced coffee. having a bad day? drink iced coffee. have chores to do? drink iced coffee. need to rob a bank or two? drink iced coffee. wanna hex your ex? drink iced coffee. wanna conquer the world? drink iced coffee.
Ok, so just for fun I’ve tried to distill my impression of femininity and masculinity into two lists of 5 qualities. Obviously everyone should have a balance of both, but here’s what I got if I had to put it into a binary:
When someone claims to be "a people person" I sometimes wonder whether or not they've met enough people
My therapist suggested that I get an emotional support animal. I got a chicken. It came in a bucket with a side of mashed potatoes and a large sweet tea. I feel better already.