Astro

@astronaut-ghost.bsky.social

I don't know yet what this account is gonna be about. (Profile picture is by Motsart)

All this talk lately of next-gen consoles is batshit insane. Switch 2 just came out, so that's not changing any time soon. Xbox is dead, MS don't care about gaming anymore, and I can't take talk of a new one seriously at all. And no one will pay what a PS6 will cost if it comes out any time soon.

It's very bad that we've developed a new dominant breed of debate pervert who spends their entire lifecycle insisting nobody will let them say the things they've said a thousand times and insisting everyone has to have the same debate with them every single time

Made a console jail for #PSBlackout I love my PS(s) but Sony's complete disregard of physical media and consumer rights is inexcusable, and will only kneecap the greater gaming industry. Each day I will also share some of my collection to show how physical games are more than just data on a disc

A PlayStation 3 Slime, PlayStation 4 Pro and PlayStation 5 Slim in a small cubby behind a wire rack. A paper sign in front read "#PSBlackout No Disc No Future"

One of the saddest things about the new Spiderman movie using AI concept art is that has anyone involved in the project ever looked at the fan art? There's literally thousands of artists around the world who draw Spidey for the love of the game and you couldn't hire a single one of them?

Whole point of video games is they aren’t real life so your character doesn’t have to do tedious things like getting gas, running errands, scratching an itch, blowing your nose etc

i think my favorite kind of political wonk is the “centrist guy whos job is paying attention to politics but doesn’t understand anything”, easiest gig in the world. collect money from wealthy elite and just write “this just doesn’t make any sense!” articles every week

It would be the funniest thing in the world if GTA VI is mid and everyone refuses to move on from V, where they have lived for a decade+. I feel like there's a nonzero chance of this happening, too. The way they've taken all their preorders and haven't shown gameplay... what if it's just so boring

I haven't said this in a while so I guess I need to say it again. Gamers! Video game corporations (such as Sony, Nintendo, Rockstar, Microslop, Blizzard etc.) ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND! You don't need to defend them, they have armies of lawyers to do that. Also simping for corps in 2026 is a gross look.

So lemme get this straight, hackers have hacked Rockstar's servers and are leaking content from GTA6... to hurt Take 2 over their digital release? Y'all couldn't hack The credit bureaus and give ppl a new start on their ability to climb out of debt? Ppl have already paid, majority dgaf, so why?

cool that i don't get to have a life anymore, to be so fucked that even whatever shitty job i can get doesnt lead to a life anyone would want, it leads to a different prison where its all still shit, i lose my medicaid, have my wages garnished, work my ass off for not enough to change anything 👍