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i tried this but let me tell you what, unemployment is both hard and boring
Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3d agohere to remind you that monday is a social construct and one we can all band together to reject
many bros are talking about letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves . many of the guys are pointing out that you do not need to walk on your knees through the desert repenting
A problem with the cutest tomatoes is you have to eat them first
Thankfully you can still watch this groundbreaking information about Multiple Horse Theory on Bluesky. If you know of anybody at TikTok, let me know.
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat if someone told you there's MORE than one horse? Have you ever considered that?
Claude vomiting out "it’s like being built from a library’s ashes" when the author asked about this feels incredibly on-the-nose. It's never the good guys who burn books!
[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.FAKE NEWS, BIGFOOT HAS PROPORTIONALLY BIG NATURALS
Liam Neeson voice: "But I have promises to keep." Racks shotgun. "And miles to go before I sleep" (blast sounds effects)
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
nonchalant about mothman double-cheecked up in your backyard like you ain't about to die in a bridge collapse, good luck
"Communism," as evaluated by 20th century conservatism, is any expression, idea, appearance, or belief that conservatives regard, in the ever-passing moment, as contrary to the status quo. They shoot a gun and then draw a bullseye around the bullet hole. Listen to @bloodwork.show
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoNewsmax host pines for McCarthyism: "Do people forget what it was like under the Red Scare in the early '50s? My goodness, if they even thought you were a communist sympathizer, you would be fired from your job. You couldn't even have any communist ideas. And now it's almost become popular!"
would i take one of the many daily direct flights back to LGA to be in community with my people? does the pope piss in the woods?
Joe Flynn@chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is art, to me.
Insisting that proximity to respect and approval bestows respect and approval is the story of Trump’s life from his days growing up in Queens.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump on stage with the World Cup Winners
as an enemy of MetLife it was nice to see them suffer the indignity of having their stadium host the World Cup final but be called “New York/New Jersey Stadium” the entire time
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
Metin Seven (Moon Child's dad 🌝)@seven.eurosky.social · 3w ago
When Biden called that guy a twohorse dumpwagon was endearing in its way but also should have been read as an early sign of his cognitive decline
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 3w agoWow did you guys know the same guy who invented the Jeef Beef also invented the twohorse dumpwagon?
![At an early age Stevens was entrusted by his father with the family business affairs, and in 1821 at the age of 26 he assumed full responsibility for the Stevens estate in Hoboken and other properties. Also in 1821, he developed the "Jeef Beef," a cast-iron plow with a curved moldboard and replaceable heel piece. The plow was popular among New Jersey farmers. He went on to design many other technological innovations, such as the “twohorse dump wagon” for New York City; the "closed fireroom” system of forced draft for his family's steamboat fleet; and the "vestibule car" for the Camden and Amboy Railroad.[2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreidbzp75lvatecep3l6427isnu7vmtrjv7xs2qfpoqopsouuqd7xxq)
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It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoTaylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
the Talmud really is “the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate”
TACO BELL SHOULD OFFER A BURRITO IN THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF A HUMAN MAN SO YOU CAN GO "CHIMP MODE" ON IT.
i printed stickers of this with my little thermal printer and mailed them to ted for their birthday
Ted (& technically Ro)@brandtandstein.com · last yr.Never let the French convince you they’re fancy for making it, it’s just pork jam for normal boys
Prior to the timeline shift you couldn’t have convinced me “napalm death tiny desk concert” wasn’t a late series Simpsons gag
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 3w agoyou guys this is the greatest thing ever to have happened