Avery "The Centre Cannot Hold" Senecal

@averygoodyear.bsky.social

Nerdy, autistic white trans man in my 30s with the best ass west of Worcester. Later-in-life college student, aspiring horror author. He/him pronouns.

Do not messe wyth writers. Thei are the kyndeste and meanest and weirdest folk on Earthe. Thei kan create a person yn a second, or make a partye be rememberid for two thousande years. Thei kan stitch and unstitch worldes. Thei give names to emociouns we do not yet understande. Odd people, mightye.

RAY: Beef! Check out my dude Long Herman! He’s in the Guinness for his length! ROAST BEEF: See I would say something such as “height” because “length” makes it sound as if homeboy is hanging it horse style RAY: Player got a connective tissue disorder! Scientists disagree on its hog ramifications!

I’m proposing something very simple. Please hear me out: Universal healthcare must be an indelible part of the Democratic Party platform. Anybody who opposes this—vote them out.

The road to fascism was paved with "Reddit atheist" and "shrill feminist" and "blue hair and pronouns". The vanguard wasn't the rabid reactionaries. It was the "normals", "apoliticals", who tolerate occasional sexist comments but mock the "cringe" of well-meaning and earnest but awkward people.

A PSA to my fellow cis people who are (or want to believe they are) trans allies If you are getting pushback from trans people and your reaction is to be all “no! not me! I’m one of the good ones!” please remember that “being one of the good ones” is something you DO, not something you ARE

very side-tangent, but I kind of wonder if we'll see an emergence of a genre that's basically "post Cosmic Horror" where "Yeah, we're a small speck in a meaningless universe, Cthulhu rises from the deep...but like, I gotta pay rent, man." Look Outside is the first thing that made me feel that way

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

It's "Electability" season once again so let me just remind everybody possessing this incredible power of foresight to tell us something useful like November stock prices.

Everyone said I was mad for learning just one spell, "Summon Raccoons." Everyone said, "Big deal. We can punt a raccoon 20 yards." But they didn't account for how much I'd level the spell up. Now I can summon 500 raccoons. Can you punt 500 raccoons as I steal your wallet, Bill? I THINK NOT.