6 News Australia@6newsau.bsky.social · 9h ago#BREAKING 🚨 Greg Hansford, One Nation's lead candidate for the Eastern Victoria Region at the November state election, has withdrawn for health reasons The party has told the Gippsland Times that he has a "serious health matter that requires ongoing treatment"
Needs to improve his pull-out game
Chain Bear F1@chainbear.bsky.social · 4d agoOh fuck he's so deep into the wall
UK government and cops policing the far-right
Man in Green and Blue Jacket Interacting
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I might go on the game. At least I'd get a fag and a lie in.
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
Yes we did see advert and considered applying for the job as Steven Bartlett’s head of social media but coming from the world of craft beer we’re just not used to grifting deluded oddballs.
George Of The Jungle: Now Comes The Part We Laugh
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talia jane@taliajane.bsky.social · 2w agoAfter Robert Kraft rallied stadium owners to prevent Ed Sheeran’s tour from their venues unless he fired Macklemore, Sheeran’s opening acts Finneas, Lukas Graham, Aaron Rowe, as well as Sheeran’s touring band, Beoga, have all announced their departures from the tour.
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3w agoThere are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
1) Aw, it's Mr Burns.... KILL IT!!! 2) I'll be deep in the cold,cold ground before I recognise Missourah! 3) I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress em up and make them re-enact the civil war! 4) Ooh! Floor pie! 5) Nothing could possiblye go wrong
Ben Baker@benbaker.bsky.social · last mo.The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. He did say "well" a lot. 2. Man Alive...there are men alive in here! 3. ...smiling politely. 4. And you should win things by watching. 5. Endut! Hoch Hech!
“Becoming a Belgian prince is like making love to a beautiful woman. You find out what place in the line you are and hope that the guy in front of you dies.”
Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · last mo.Belgian car salesman becomes prince after royal parentage confirmed
Ed Fringe bingo card completed today - a brief encounter with the enchanting and semi-mythical @hansmollman.bsky.social
Curtis Payne: I Really Appreciate You
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Russ Abbot caught fish with the help of Castella Classic and Des O'Connor in 1988
Bananarama. Your big sister and her mates are getting ready to go out up in her room; they've got a 5-litre bottle of Lambrini and are singing into hairbrushes in front of the mirror while they add hectares to the hole in the ozone layer with their carefree hair lacquer spraying. #TotP
I’d hate to be the producers of the next 4-5 mega-franchises that have been inexplicably staked on Jared Leto’s star power right now!
Now that Celebrity Mastermind has been cancelled the question writers will be able to chuck away their copy of Thicky McThick's Encyclopedia of Big Facts.
Morning all, someone has done it at last 😹😹
Just me walking up the road so I can turn round and march back down again like a tit for the camera.
I don't think I've ever seen a group of people take a joke quite as badly to heart as this lot have this week
