Is there a brave mortician who will leak pics of Mitch McConnell's corpse or did RFK Jr already eat it
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Input lag, bad v-sync, corrupt audio drivers irl Free Palestine
anyone who voted to confirm rfk jr needs to spend a day with me in the ICU while patients who aren't vaccinated against respiratory viruses struggle to breathe so they can see what they've created today
Me: sleep would be great right now My right ear: fuck that I'm learning Morse Code T H E Q U A C K B R A W N F O X
My opinion is very definitely influenced by running Win10 on spinning rust vs Mint on SSD, but Windows is complete shit and I doubt having it also on SSD would change much. I only need it to slow down stupid parts of some games, and the instant I can in Linux I'm reclaiming the drive space.
Run this as Democratic campaign ad, verbatim.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoTrump on El-Sayed: "If he succeeds, the Dumocrats will gain 4 Senators, 8 Congressmen, many Electoral and Popular Votes, a stacked Supreme Court with 23 Justices, and I will be, sadly, despite the great job we are doing, the last Republican President!"
I somehow expect that prediction markets might not permit wagering on the life expectancy of CEOs. Call it a hunch.
Django Wexler@djangowexler.bsky.social · 5d agoSomehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 5d agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
The president of the United States is the pettiest bitch who has ever lived.
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 5d agoThe Trump regime admitted in court filings that the cancellation of clean energy grants for Hawaiʻi was because the state voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, rather than the previously stated reasons of advancing energy needs or economic viability.
Maybe he should eat shit and die then. I can't wait til I never have to see his stupid fucking face.
Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social · 6d agoin a sane world this gross motherfucker would just be a carnival geek www.mediaite.com/online/i-wil...
Think about it this way: what if your tax dollars were used to buy sophisticated surveillance equipment and guns, and then the cops never killed your dog? Wouldn’t you feel ripped off?
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · last wk.Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · last wk.Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
The only reason Bluesky is a liberal bubble is because it’s not algorithm driven & reality has a liberal bias. This is super simple.
The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · last wk.An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
Hey if you talk enough sauce about ModRetro and Palmer Luckey you can catch a block from Duke Nukem person George Broussard
The only thing punk about The Clash is that they're bad
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · last wk.Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Similarly, if a random citizen at your daughter's soccer game wanted to check the genitals of the kids playing, you would call the fucking cops, and rightly so. Stop debating these people and call them out for what they are -- creepy perverts, freaky busybodies and utter hypocrites.
Jessica Valenti@jessicavalenti.bsky.social · last wk.What's the difference between a landlord who sneaks into your apartment to rifle through your underwear drawer and an AG who sues for your abortion records? The state health director keeping a spreadsheet of women’s periods isn’t any less creepy than the abusive ex who still tracks your location.
For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:
Know what I hate? Undertale. An all-timer in just about every way until you actually have to do the shitass action combat. I play jrpgs etc because my motor skills suck. So when they have action button mashing shit I want to launch them into the sun.
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I hope Something Very Funny happens and is captured on video.
Rex Huppke@rexhuppke.bsky.social · 2w agoThis is a factual sentence: Amid an outbreak of explosive diarrhea and with measles cases at a 35-year high, America’s top health official, who has an affinity for roadkill and guzzling raw milk, will soon start hosting a cooking show. My column, tragically: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
Is anyone more cartoonishly pathetic than the weak little babies yelling at Fauci The saddest YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME toddlers who just couldn’t fuckin pitch in like everybody else
I have been informed this was someone impersonating ICE which is somehow even funnier.
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2w agoHawaiians give an ICE agent a warm welcome
We did it, we finally found the worst headline
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 2w agoBoy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
Muted "cozy game" and might just shorten it to "cozy" depending on efficacy. It's more meaningless than "roguelike" at this point. I guess the term is applied to any game where you don't directly murder shit now? Is Tetris cozy? Cozy kick dissidents out of helicopters sim inbound
I would rather attempt to give a crocodile a proctology exam in a telephone booth
The Verge@theverge.com · 2w agoX Money is launching in the US starting today
