Canadian Lit Chick
@connielukey.bsky.social
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt. www.connielukey.com
#MakeAQuoteMusical Life is what happens when you're making other simple plans.
Simpleplan Justakid
ALT: Simpleplan Justakid
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This car cost me an arm and a leg. I can't really drive it now.
They’re gonna have to poison the pop tarts and potato chips to get to me
mixing metamucil with tequila because i wanna be regularly drunk
Although they abolished capital punishment in 1975, until that point, Canada’s “smothering by puppies” method of execution had long been considered the most humane.
*pats a cat* you can fit so much attitude in this little thing
#ChangeASadMovieEndingToHappy The Fault in Our Bars A couple roams from bar to bar in search of the perfect cocktail.
Cheers Travis Denning
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If there's a bar where everybody knows your name, you're probably an alcoholic...
Does anyone else wonder what the problem was with Love Potions Number 1-8?
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
all the women my age want fillers or botox but i just want a dorsal fin
we told grandpa that we were worried about him living alone with a bad hip and failing eyesight but he said not to worry because he got himself a dog
#DairyLyrics I want You-ou-ou, To show me the whey....
Man struggles to open protein powder
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I have absolutely sworn off giving advice. This is a good step for you guys to take, too.
I’ll bet you a purse full of Werther’s Originals that you’re not older than me.
