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Guy Fieri: Man, I can already tell that’s going to be a flavor BOMB! I can’t WAIT to get my hands on that savory dynamite. Hooowee!!! 107-year-old man, pouring cheese into lard: yes, guy. Hunter Fieri, bumping into pans, standing too close: You know, they say cheese is a food’s hairdo.

I am noticing there are only three different types of posts on here. The first two are "I'm scared" and "I'm horny" concealed beneath [0, n) layers of window dressing. The third type is one so transcendent that the light that they cast, and its comprehension, is utterly blinding. I wont name it

Artists, can I get this commissioned please? customer perfect size for artist to make art, $5000 money and easy very sentimental, put art in commissioner good customer, no problems ever commission because good pay for art to support weak artist. Acommission yes a place artist trust friend customer

not for humans

You get called a prodigy if you can double-jump at age five. But it's meaningless; after a while, everyone can double-jump, and they loot all your secret platforms

Server: Hi, do you have any questions? Me: Yes, what is the poop du jour? Server: Ah, I believe today that is poop. Me: Oh! Perfect. I’ll take that please.

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

inventing a toilet for artemis 3 bioinspired by the humpback whale with a aerosolized poop blowhole that shoots it all over the crew like sponge bobs alarm clock. 10 billion dollars over budget delays mission by 5 years

adventure game protagonist: wow, a cumrag. i bet this might be useful if i cleaned it to open a jar... adventure game protagonist, told to combine cumrag and radioactive isotope: i can't use these things together. adventure game protagonist, told to look at cumrag: it's a cumrag.

After many difficult conversations, we have decided to discontinue Sex. Thanks so much to our loyal fans for playing after all these years. The servers will officially close on June 1st, so fuck while you can. Peace.