amy brown

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wife, mother, poster oakland area via dayton, ohio ✨ amybrown.xyz ✨

If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.

very funny to introduce the SNL viewing audience to katseye hootie frutti. it’s the modern equivalent of giving a victorian child a dorito

did you know? the first version of sabrina carpenter’s “espresso” was about how she makes men shit their pants but the record execs made her rewrite it

They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug

tonight at bedtime my son (4) asked “what do we do after we die?” so I told him that nobody knows for sure but lots of people believe different things and then explained a couple of things people believe and after a long pause he said “well. I don’t know what to think about that yet”

we have obtained 2 five foot tall plastic skeletons for Halloween and my children are treating them like members of the family. I found one laying on the couch tucked under a blanket this morning