If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
very funny to introduce the SNL viewing audience to katseye hootie frutti. it’s the modern equivalent of giving a victorian child a dorito
watched backrooms (2026) tonight and it raised a lot of important questions like: what if a place was Wrong
Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm
did you know? the first version of sabrina carpenter’s “espresso” was about how she makes men shit their pants but the record execs made her rewrite it
They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug
maybe one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read, courtesy of @oaklandreviewofbooks.org. no spoilers but someone gives a comment about president obama’s recently deceased dog.
Having enough, in a gratuitously full space
Kids and dog poop and civic conversation with Zach Ungar about Bushrod Park.
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Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired
here's something that's brought me a lot of joy over the last two weeks while apparently pissing off some of my neighbors lol
An Interview With the Person Who Put Hundreds of ‘Wedding Crashers’ DVDs in South Mpls Little Free Libraries - Racket
'It is 100% a queer art installation,' Sable Adelaide tells us.
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showing up to a job interview with a beverage carrier of four iced coffees, which i do not offer to share
tonight at bedtime my son (4) asked “what do we do after we die?” so I told him that nobody knows for sure but lots of people believe different things and then explained a couple of things people believe and after a long pause he said “well. I don’t know what to think about that yet”
I would trust a furry to fly a plane. In fact I would prefer it. I want a pilot who is secure in themselves and supports independent artists
remember when there was a guy named reince priebus
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
we have obtained 2 five foot tall plastic skeletons for Halloween and my children are treating them like members of the family. I found one laying on the couch tucked under a blanket this morning