Fine, I preferred Idris Elba but I could live with this.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

A good pair of trousers can't be bested but they can be worsted.

My new fried food only cook-off show “Get Rich or Fry Trying

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

Before the internet we had to shout at books

Nope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)

Unable to articulate the depth of my rage that he vandalized the moon. cbs12.com/news/local/a...

Abandoned SpaceX rocket slams into moon at 5,400 mph, carving new crater

A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket booster that launched from Florida struck the surface of the moon early Wednesday, creating a new crater.

cbs12.com

If I were a betting man, I'd bet a quarter Jeanine Pirro gets fired this Friday.

sure seems like leftist policies are deeply popular, huh?

in 2016 Elon Musk said he would build a fully automated factory in Fremont, California for the upcoming Model 3 and he then spent on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent but sure, now he's gonna do it on the moon

In 1985 a comedic song by ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, ‘Dare to Be Stupid’ was written to mimic new wave band Devo. It also provided accurate foreshadowing of the emergence of both Facebook and MAGA.

If someone calls me back instantly after I dial them, I don't answer. That’s too fast. That means they were holding their phone, waiting for me, and frankly, that kind of enthusiasm makes me nervous.

Good lets you sleep at night, but the real money is in evil.

as a child my true dream was having a job where I could send emails all day and it is truly everything I thought it would be god I love typing and sending things to people

I have an appointment with a urologist and a gastroenterologist this week. They've got me coming and going.

"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!

Every day brings me closer to being that old guy who goes shirtless from May – September. The lack of self-awareness coupled with not giving a single fuck must be sublime

considering how well things are going in new york, the lesson here is clear: fuck these people

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 16h ago

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

If Trump doesn't have to pay taxes, why do we?

States with the lowest literacy rates shouldn’t be banning books, they should be reading them

If Stevens won they would not print that moderates didn’t get the big election night they wanted, they would print that moderates have struck back and reasserted their place leading the party

Politico@politico.com · 10h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Somehow they keep finding new ways to fuck shit up. Truly amazing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Funniest outcome here is for Trump to pick and choose exactly who gets prosecuted for what and he wants to relitigate things like Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2h ago

Q: "What message does it send if Trump fires a U.S. Attorney because she determined there was not sufficient evidence to charge four people with a crime?" Blanche: "If the president wanted to fire a U.S. Attorney, it turns out he's allowed to do that."

just started "For All Mankind," and it already requires less suspension of disbelief than a SpaceX earnings call

open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Imagine If Trump Worked This Hard At Governing

Trump is working harder than ever. Just not to improve the country.

open.substack.com

Granted I'm not smart enough to be a SpaceX investor but if I was, I think I would have questions about why you need humanoid robots working in factories on the moon, presumably making things that would need to get shipped back to earth

It's one thing to have bad opinions on here, whatever, but I really don't want to hear about how antisemitic al-Sayed is from people paying the world's richest Nazi so they have extra characters to tweet about it

Good to see that people are embracing a Progressive political message, despite repeated attempts by Flo to besmirch the reputation of the movement’s name.