There's a specific kind of NeverTrumper who is convinced that Trump is a break with Bush presidencies rather than their natural, vulgar conclusion, & you can identify them by refusal to update any priors outside of an election year, like claiming concern for Gazans is just college kids not dem base
Twisted Spinster
@danceswithpugs.bsky.social
Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off. PNW 💜
“It’s not fair to remind me Of the cross-eyed bear That you gave to me” Alanis Morissette, You Oughta Know
Name your fav mondegreen or misheard lyric.
Any "A.i." "literacy" program pushed on kids CANNOT be directed, advised, or funded by the "A.i." industry -- and it must include "A.i." QUITERACY - teaching kids how to disable and opt out and reject "A.i." Otherwise "A.i." "literacy" is just a drug pusher teaching kids how to snort cocaine.
As someone pointed out downthread, the through-line between these figures is "the world ended but I still have to go to work smdh" Which is, of course, the Millennial condition So bravo, filmmakers
Bruce Willis's character in TWELVE MONKEYS... Clive Owen's in CHILDREN OF MEN... Harrison Ford's in BLADE RUNNER... All canonically Millennials
Want a wild one? John Lithgow's character in INTERSTELLAR was born in 1997 which, technically, makes him Gen Z.
Bruce Willis's character in TWELVE MONKEYS... Clive Owen's in CHILDREN OF MEN... Harrison Ford's in BLADE RUNNER... All canonically Millennials
Trent Reznor, inadvertently describing what it feels like to deprogram yourself from Zionism in "The Hand That Feeds":
This is such a nice eulogy for Lloyd Center, which closes tomorrow. Well, technically today since it’s after midnight. Loved hanging out there back in the day. First (and only!) time I tried ice skating was there. It didn’t go well. youtu.be/fsCFduIFCXo?...
The Life and Death of Lloyd Center
YouTube video by Steve the Historian
youtu.be
Sometimes I think about this post and it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh
NYT stating this like it’s normal when it’s absolutely berserk.
Happy 22nd Anniversary of the Dave Matthews Tour Bus Incident to all who celebrate
[Rob Schneider on his deathbed, his brain being downloaded into a robot body] Makin'...copi...
We wanted to understand how Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey differs from the Homer original. So we talked to three unvaccinated crypto investors at a Five Guys in Toms River.
I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Disabled folks have been raising the alarm about eugenics bullshit picking up steam and society largely did not listen, even during a global pandemic.
This is misogyny and anti-disability discrimination on par with old-timey doctors claiming women are prone to ‘hysteria’ and the vapours. It is unacceptable seeing this in any newspaper. UK philosophers should loudly condemn it as a whole, since it is authored by an ex-colleague. It is wrong
I've made a new character for when I reopen my shop. Meet Guilly!
Harry Potter has been on the NYT Children's & Young Adult Series list for NINE HUNDRED AND FIVE WEEKS, in case you're wondering whether anyone gives a shit about giving the terf queen their money. And know that every pull to publish, fanfic, tattoo, pin, whatever the fuck keeps these books relevant.
Normally I’d be a little more cheerful during August bc it’s my birthday month, but I just kinda don’t feel like celebrating. It’s hard to celebrate when I feel like I’m waiting to die. And I’m only turning 46. Like. Lmao.
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? An add-on to a countertop appliance you no longer own. I still have the dough hook for my old stand mixer from before I bought my kitchenaide. Idk why.
for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing
"I used to get no respect, then I got an AI wife. Now all I GET is respect. And literally nothing else, ayy, I'm dyin' here. You can't imagine what it's like finally having a wife who pretends to respect you and you STILL can't get any."
A Rodney Dangerfield impressionist but it's all about his AI girlfriend. "I say to my AI girlfriend, 'I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, but I keep running into restaurants.' And she gave me directions to the five closest Olive Gardens."
notable that he thinks his fiance getting abducted by ICE is something that happened to him, as opposed to her
"Nothing like this has ever happened to me. I have several businesses. I'm law-abiding and I pay a lot of tax."