Twisted Spinster

@danceswithpugs.bsky.social

Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off. PNW 💜

There's a specific kind of NeverTrumper who is convinced that Trump is a break with Bush presidencies rather than their natural, vulgar conclusion, & you can identify them by refusal to update any priors outside of an election year, like claiming concern for Gazans is just college kids not dem base

Any "A.i." "literacy" program pushed on kids CANNOT be directed, advised, or funded by the "A.i." industry -- and it must include "A.i." QUITERACY - teaching kids how to disable and opt out and reject "A.i." Otherwise "A.i." "literacy" is just a drug pusher teaching kids how to snort cocaine.

Harry Potter has been on the NYT Children's & Young Adult Series list for NINE HUNDRED AND FIVE WEEKS, in case you're wondering whether anyone gives a shit about giving the terf queen their money. And know that every pull to publish, fanfic, tattoo, pin, whatever the fuck keeps these books relevant.

Normally I’d be a little more cheerful during August bc it’s my birthday month, but I just kinda don’t feel like celebrating. It’s hard to celebrate when I feel like I’m waiting to die. And I’m only turning 46. Like. Lmao.

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? An add-on to a countertop appliance you no longer own. I still have the dough hook for my old stand mixer from before I bought my kitchenaide. Idk why.

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2d ago

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing

"I used to get no respect, then I got an AI wife. Now all I GET is respect. And literally nothing else, ayy, I'm dyin' here. You can't imagine what it's like finally having a wife who pretends to respect you and you STILL can't get any."

a caricature of Rodney Dangerfield
aric@aghastronaut.com · 2d ago

A Rodney Dangerfield impressionist but it's all about his AI girlfriend. "I say to my AI girlfriend, 'I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, but I keep running into restaurants.' And she gave me directions to the five closest Olive Gardens."