There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden
Me Getting Killed
@megettingkilled.bsky.social
A comic strip about the ways Mark is always getting killed. Mark is me. This is my comic.
my drug discovery lab exploded. i was making a type of dynamite that heals broken bones
I'll suggest something: nuts have way too many calories. They need to be re-balanced to make eating fair.
i was in a whalefall situation once where a sperm whale ate me by accident while eating a squid. But you don’t see me making a big deal about it
bummer news- The Simpsons coming to an end bc Dan Castellaneta forgot how to do Homer’s voice
When you thought the case was closed, the real nightmare begins. Read the surprise epilogue by @megettingkilled.bsky.social
Billion dollar idea: whatmoviedidiwatchlastnight .com
Renaming my ferret the ferret of America so people respect me as a ferret owner more
todays takes are up there with the greats like “Kellogg’s workers shouldnt stike bc I can only eat cereal” and “it‘s problematic to offer your neighbors chili”
nice pit. do you nest here or is just for bones?
everyone gets so mad when you vomit up a bird and then it flies away but it's still alive what are you even complaining about come on man
Go To Bed On Time My Ass (I Won’t Go To Bed On Time)
Dudes will be sat in they living room like watching the tele not a freaking care in the world like they go to the fridge for a swig of milk then they go look down the sink drain to see what kind of bugs are crawling around in there
Sorry if I seemed weird earlier, I was in the middle of an ancient revenge dance
My dentist made me spit out the nuts and seeds I keep in my cheeks when I went in for my checkup and I think her tech ate like half of them before she gave them back. Worried I won’t survive the winter now
YOUR PARENTS: (seeing neighbors do literally anything) Just what are you up to you nasty old bitch
Run, Skrode, Run (2/5): Dumpster Dojo, guest starring Mark from @megettingkilled.bsky.social #webcomics #comicsky #spiderbarks
i love the character Yelena in Thunderbolts and i hope in the next movie they introduce her classic nemeses, Moose and Squirrel
just found out my cousin spins records at a club in vegas under the name DJ HugeLunch. His thing is he always talks about what a big meal he had earlier and how he won’t be hungry again for a while. He’s the wealthiest person in our family by an order of magnitude
the happy birthday song has a second verse about the spanish american war that’s extremely racist
Nathan Fielder is a genius at tricking the news to advertise his shows