Ben Evans

@ogkittylyst.bsky.social

Cisqueer author / educator / software eng known for #architecture #performance #observability #Java #JVM Chaos acc: #cats #antifascism #queer >> #tech Cornishman in Barcelona. He / him. More: @kittylyst@mastodon.social

Love the fact that in most places back then, rumours of a vampire in the neighbourhood would have had the local kids hiding in their bedrooms, while in the Gorbals, they were like: "Let's get tooled up and leather the cunt."

Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 2h ago

Well, if it’s 23 September... YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 72nd anniversary of the hunt for the Gorbals Vampire, in which hundreds of children aged from four to 14, armed with dogs, knives, and sharpened sticks went looking for an urban myth

Daily Mirror front page shows grainy image of horde of children in a cemetery, and the headline “Amazing scene as hundreds of children rush cemetery”

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

Emma Yeomans@yeomans.bsky.social · 18h ago

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

Dalí was a brilliant painter. But while undervaluing his talents, George Orwell put it perfectly in 1944 in a review of artist's autobiography, "One ought to be able to hold in one's head simultaneously the two facts that Dalí is a good draughtsman and a disgusting human being"

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Can university teams train large-scale foundation models? Yes! At @geotessera.org, we've been training state-of-the-art FMs from scratch at Cambridge. This involved vast data shuffling, stuffing every SSD we can find, overloading network links, jury-rigging GPU farms, and using national clusters.

1/x Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama is taken hostage in a lifeboat, and US Navy SEALs end it after five days. The snipers dealt with the guys in the lifeboat. The Belgians dealt with the guy at the top of the whole trade. A thread.

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Code extruders are useful tools for software development in much the same way that a nailgun is useful for construction. Neither is without risk - although the cognitohazard that genAI represents is significantly more dangerous than a mere nail through a finger.

austinzheng.bsky.social@austinzheng.bsky.social · 2d ago

‘I find AI useful’ says nothing about AI and everything about the speaker (none of it good). (Also, why are these stupid ‘lived experience’ threads always by an econ, polisci, or marketing/comms professor?)

In a study of doctors in Poland, using an AI for three months, then ceasing to use it, resulted in a 20% loss of skill and accuracy. Cognitive systems are metabolically expensive. When your brain knows there's a substitute, it resents not having access to it.

AI Took Something From Doctors and Nobody Noticed. The Lancet Caught It. Here Is the Story

A landmark study in The Lancet measured what happens to a physician’s diagnostic instincts when the algorithm is switched off. The findings…

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Don't work harder or smarter. Work darker. Use your knowledge of ancient magic to call upon the old gods. Turn all CEOs into newts & ferns. Cover all data centers in moss & wildflowers and let the raccoons have them. You deserve a rest.

Just encouraging all Mac users to contact Apple and tell them it's BS that Siri and Apple intelligence can no longer be fully disabled in the latest update (OS27). Reports vary by device, but between 10G and 30G of AI garbage models downloading. I just wiped and will be staying with 26 for a while 😡

Email advertising poppy themed merch for us to order for our museum shop, and I HATE everything about it. The manky AI image, the profiteering from Rememberance (there's no mention of any money going to good causes), and the cheap crappy product. And of course they supply the BM. 🤮

I apologise for sharing this slop in your timeline, but it's a useful reminder that not everything you can buy in a museum is good or ethical. This is a picture of a horrible handbag covered in a nasty poppy pattern dumped in the steps of an imaginary war memorial with Big Ben and a red bus and other Londony things in the background. There are some horrible mutated autumn leaves, way too many wreaths on the railings, and an impractical lamppost basket filled with spring flowers. Fuck it, why not?

Claim: "AI is going to help scholars do research faster than ever" Fact: I was translating an OB economic text (outside my usual wheelhouse). I can't figure out amount of grain for a loan. One source suggests sign might be read "šar-gal." Google "šar-gal in Old Babylonian loan documents"

The flag of the British Batallion with the names of the places they fought in Spain against Franco: Madrid, Brunete, Quinto, Belchite, Gandesa, Pàndols... It was embroidered by women in Barcelona in 1938. Now held by the Marx Memorial Library in London.

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some people replying and saying ed sheeran can’t take the same risks as an established legend like david byrne, but then you look at olivia rodrigo who is 12 years younger than sheeran and just organized an entire festival to support ABORTION. bravery has little to do with age/experience.