Uncle Scotter

@dinosaucerous.bsky.social

🔞 account. 🚬 & 🏳️‍🌈Aquarium enthusiast (fish prison warden) || vidja games (Pokemon❤️❤️❤️) || stoner || Godzilla || Leather & Rubber || Mental Health Veteran || Discord: BearlyOtterCub

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social · 17h ago

I do not think an exec branch led by a man who thinks he is entitled to treat federal agents as an arm of his firm, refers to Somali Americans as “garbage” and has said racist things specifically about Omar is capable of neutrally applying the law to her, to put it mildly apnews.com/article/ilha...

I have died more times in Subnautica in hard-core mode, than any of my others saves this early. And by the stupidest fucking reasons. I clipped and got stuck in a ship and couldn't go up for oxygen. Was poisoned by accident too much. Wtf.

According to Playboy's 1983 sex survey, respondents reported having an average of 15 lifetime sexual partners for women, and 20 for men. In our 2026 Gen Z sex survey, both men and women reported an average of 3 to 5 lifetime sexual partners. Your parents were having more sex than you.

Your Parents Were Having Way More Sex Than You

Comparing Playboy's first-ever Sex Survey from 1983 to our current results, it's clear that your mom and dad were getting it on constantly.

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Are people really neurodivergent, or has society simply been designed around one type of brain? Do they really need medication, or do they just need to live on another planet that doesn’t have, like, clocks and capitalism?

So the story for the new Wolverine game is good, I enjoy it. But the game play just reminds me of one of those PS2 EA movie to game adaptions. It's very linear and very much a cut scene, battle, cut scene game.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Do you know what I miss? People clumsily (or annoyingly 'perfectly') pursuing their passion of the moment during lock down. Like sour dough starters. I fucking miss the amount of sour dough I was subjected to.

I've had a couple drinks so I'm finna say this. If you got a big belly, gorgeous stretch marks (all of them are), or a fat pad. Please, lemme bury my face in them. I don't get to kiss and rub on them enough, and just *grunts and gestures wildly*

Sofia Coppola is the guest on Ina Garten's podcast this week. I hope it's just an hour of them softly asking each other "Where do you keep all your gold bullion?" and "How many times per week do you fly to Paris?"