Leen McBeans
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (they/she)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social Garbáge 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalmvj26kmvy
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
keep thinking about the fbi agent i made up named Ricky Tomato
I’m sick of Artificial Intelligence. Why not Artificial Wisdom? Artificial Charisma? you get it
maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugs™️
I'm aging like a fine wine. All covered in dust and being totally ignored left sitting in the basement.
this is exactly the kind of trap i expect to be laid for me, i'm wise to these ways
Leen McBeans@leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 3d agoJust checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you
Just checked with everyone you know and no one is mad at you
I have hollowed out my copy of the bible and put a live octopus inside. For emergencies.
The woke mob is mad about my murder spree even though it's creating lots of new jobs at funeral homes
🎶 that’s me in the corner that’s me in the spotlight losing at badminton
We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)
All the Fauci stuff is a modern day version of the POW/MIA stuff after Vietnam - a way to try to rewrite the history of a huge failure of conservative ideology to be instead a story about how liberals and foreigners stabbed us in the back.
Reminder to sporadically check on your goths in this heat. Check under logs/in shaded graveyards and leave out a little dish of water at dusk.
My quest to collect amazing art from friends continues. Thank you for the awesome snails, @leenmcbeans.bsky.social!
one day i’ll find the perfect post to demonstrate that i’m better than everyone else but it also kind of above it all
Gently vomitting into your mouth when you lean in for a goodnight kiss because you said you were into ornithology???
my son painted a snake if you even care
