Authorities Wait To Release Details Of Hiker’s Death Until They Learn Correct Collective Noun For Emus http://theonion.com/authorities-wait-to-release-details-of-hikers-death-until-they-learn-correct-collective-noun-for-emus/

Once again droppin eaves at a coffee shop A female employee and a man (a regular?) are chatting Man: I used to teach. Employee: Oh really, what did you teach? M: Edged weapons, history, graphic design... E: You're just like Barbie! 💕 M: ... E: You know, cuz she does everything... M: ...Yeah.

you need a picture of a cunty little squash

And that’s why everyone needs to stop complaining about indie journalists trying to launch something and asking you for 5 damn dollars This is the alternative

David Roberts@volts.wtf · 3w ago

Right-wing billionaires now own the Washington Post, the LA Times, CNN, CBS News, virtually every local TV station, virtually every news radio station, most local newspapers, X, Facebook, Threads, and TikTok. (Did I miss any?) They own almost the entire information environment.

this is an xbox

girls night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”

These are very charming. I hope someone in the menswear industry hires you to do illustrations for them.

Ethan M. Aldridge@ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 4w ago

Menswear Menagerie: What I'm wearing this autumn

Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss https://theonion.com/phrase-its-been-real-pushes-already-great-hangout-with-friend-into-heretofore-unknown-levels-of-bliss/

Tucking in the woolly bears

Just heard #PaxUnplugged is going full Human Made. Proud of em, it's my favorite gaming con. And it's nice to know they'd prefer to present the works of real creative human beings. That's one less sign booths need to make, but if you'd like to anyways, here's a free icon hinokodo.itch.io/human-made

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An icon pack made by humans

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Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Carnegie Mellon University, taking after its namesake, CANCELLED our reservation this morning. We will instead be holding our convention at 1256 Franklin Ave, Wilkinsburg, PA 15221

Pittsburgh DSA@pghdsa.org · 2mo ago

Join us this Sat., 9/19, for our Chapter Convention! Catered breakfast starts at 9, and business kicks off at 10. We will elect leadership, debate bylaw and resolution proposals, and hear from our esteemed guests! Then, we will head over to Trace Brewing to celebrate 1000 members! pghdsa.org/rsvp

do you think yinzer stoners call their stash their Pittsburgh pothole?

i think maybe some bad celebrities should start dying now

Ethan, holding a phone, is handed two other phones as two people try to show him a reference. Everyone else starts handing him their phones. Alex: Haha omg take a picture. me: WITH WHAT?

eavesdropping over coffee in nyc is so top tier dear lordt

I'm not throwing away my shot

space ghost@luxenoir.blacksky.app · 4mo ago

Post a meme you have NEVER gotten to use

At first I thought this was a poem

facetime geranium@sophienotemily.bsky.social · 3mo ago

nope can't do it

these are the four that made it into my vernacular

My Pun Killed Steve Albini@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 3mo ago

What would you put on the Mount Rushmore of all time Tweets? (Mount Rushmore means 4. Do not be a coward and hedge by saying more than 4. Make a decision. (Less than 4 is fine though))

gang gang playing the new @househouse.com game

6am potato chipssssss

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Therapist: Mr. Ohio can’t hurt you, he’s not real Mr. Ohio:

Submerged Castle

I keep seeing Sex+ in people's bios and, IDK man, I'm just exhausted, does everything need to become a premium subscription service?

The CBC is covering the fact that Matt Damon’s stunt double in The Odyssey is a 4’6” Canadian woman named Devyn Dalton with swole arms and chat, she has swole arms