empathy is toxic, bro

Tommy Tuberville announces plans to leave Florida and move to Alabama

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h ago

Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."

hey @joshuajfriedman.com if there's one thing I might beg you to communicate internally - the (a?) core of bluesky users want opt-in instead of opt-out, because we don't trust social media corporations to ever do good thngs. It's a learned distrust, and it might not be fair, but it's there.

Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

The replies to this are all "the companies should pay a living wage!" and I'm just wondering why he made this look like a test for colorblindness

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2d ago

When Uber Eats and DoorDash hid the tip button, delivery workers paid the price. Tips fell by 79%. In January, we changed that. Since then, more than $104 million has gone back into the pockets of the delivery workers who keep New York City fed.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

"Us too, guys!!" Amazing that 2 leading AI firms are so proud of subpar cybersecurity

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 6d ago

BREAKING: Anthropic announced that its artificial intelligence models had breached three different organizations during cybersecurity tests that went awry, a little more than a week after its chief rival, OpenAI, disclosed a similar incident.

[30 pages into a book] I hate this. Anyone who likes it must be an idiot

Cardio and restrictive dieting being the surefire way to a healthy body are sufficient proof that intelligent design is real, that it was done by a powerful god, and that god despises us.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

who can forget the commercial for the mail order new age pop jazz cd pure moods. set adrift with the timeless pleasures of tubular bells. or take a trip into the unknown...with the x-files theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJS...

Pure Moods CD Commercial

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Dudes rock

If you had invested $1,000 in SpaceX on June 30th you'd still have a cool $675 today

Morning 😂, ready to be shipped.

'crimes in cars aren't really crimes if I do them' is one of the unstated assumptions unifying Americans across the political spectrum.

they gone have on 1 of 3 kinds of shoes Those red toms the Teva strappy sandals ballet flats They are signaling sustainability ... it's not a religious thing also they may do a pinch of witchcraft ... it will be mostly fine Don't give them your birthdate

Either "Hybrid Theory" or "Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water"

Dave Weigel@daveweigel.bsky.social · 2w ago

Potentially fun prompt: What was the first piece of music you bought for yourself knowing your parents wouldn't approve? Mine was "The Downward Spiral." Picked up cassette on a trip to a Dewey Beach music store. Had heard "Closer" on MTV (where the "fucks" were muted) and wanted in.

If you're horny Let's do it Ride it Bologna

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 2w ago

Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna

the proper way to learn a bartender's name is to accidentally become a regular and either figure it out when someone else says it or let so much time pass that it would be really awkward to ask them and then just bring your annoying friend who is the type of person that immediately asks

Rick Paulas@rickpaulas.bsky.social · 2w ago

Always weary when a new customer at the bar asks me my name like right away, sometimes before they even order anything. Give it a second there, pal. You can’t shortcut being an actual regular by just knowing my name.

I got plenty of time before I gotta leave –> I’ll just goof off for a few minz –> OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE

Ernest Goes To Pickaxe Mountain

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies WOMAN: Ok *presses button* STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much STRANGER: No, you don't pay WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again* STRANGER: Jesus Christ

alright, time to figure out who's playing in the World Cup