"theres only one man that can stop that dolphin" "but sir, he is broken and shattered against the wheel of 1960s america" "i dont care. send a chopper to his derelict mansion. its time for one last swim"
Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 2d agoOh no. Fuck.
My dead husband came back as a skeleton — but I'd already remarried a better-looking skeleton!
if i were a republican, idk if i'd want to be breaking the seal on 'televised firing squads', what with the way the polls look lately
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d agoWASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
bad news, gang- I’ve been torn apart by an angry mob! here’s what this experience has taught me about small business solutions (1/x)
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻@britculpsapp.bsky.social · last wk.judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai
Maybe I’m doing too many cryptic crosswords but has anyone else noticed that THE SOCIAL RECKONING contains, in order, THE SORKIN
"Can you believe they can 3D print meat now?" Oh U mean like women do when they give birth..? #showerthought #feminism #MaleFeministsWhoShower
RC Cola is called such because it STILL contains Real Cocaine,
beast mode. movie mindset. beast mode. movie mindset. beast mode. movie m
KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium"
(Seeing a can of soda on the floor) Drinking a can of soda and watching Evil Dead is a peak cinematic experience.
Kind of feel like getting into bed and vanishing like old sick Yoda
I hate when I run into the Life Taker and he says some shit like 'Let us gamble in the biggest way'
why are people acting like it's a crime for elizabeth holmes to have beautiful huge open eyes. You all sound jealous
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
