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hello everypony any pronouns i spit on tankies and zionists frahtehderp@beige.party on mastodon
you couldn't make a movie like Heat today it's already almost 11pm
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
It’s become clear that the meek have been written entirely out of the will.
My idea of fame is being in a 7-Eleven and the cashier's jittery because at that moment there's a photo of me on his TV with the caption NATIONAL MANHUNT FOR SUSPECTED KILLER.
just watched obsession and it was so scary there were tears in my eyes. give that woman one william oscars
The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3
[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”
The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious.
Huge congratulations to the US-based Wikimedia Foundation employees who voted with 92% support in favor of unionizing, and shoutout to the tireless work of the organizers.
Wikimedia Foundation Workers Overwhelmingly Vote to Form Union with CWA
U.S. workers form first recognized unit as global union movement builds across Wikimedia Foundation
wikiworkersunited.org
all that i know is you can't leave either of them with the wolf on the riverbank. you gotta take them and the bag of grain across first.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago
at what point in ringworm recovery can i resume scratching my dry legs and sprinkling the skin flakes on my food?
Actors love to play characters being bad at acting, to make it look like acting is hard. Whatever. I'll be impressed by your acting skill when you show me you're capable of playing an actor acting better than you can actually act. That's good acting.
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The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.
Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way
Mark Crail@markcrail.bsky.social · 3d ago
We are the canaries your mine's unsafe gas levels didn't kill
“While speaking yesterday at the G20 innovation summit about AI, I answered a question about the military actions in Iran, I misspoke,” Lutnick wrote in an apology posted on X, claiming he was thinking of the U.S.’s Venezuela operation which reportedly did not suffer troop deaths.
Lutnick Issues Bizarre Apology After Saying No US Troops Have Died in Iran War
In his apology, Lutnick awkwardly brings up his controversial history with the 9/11 attack.
truthout.org
it's a very old rule of moderated digital spaces that you need an "i know it when i see it" clause for harassment or else bad actors will aggressively toe the line without ever technically going over. that's why i don't think the "why cant you give me an exact definition" replies will go anywhere
Bluesky Safety@safety.bsky.app · 4d agoDogpiling or harassing users is unacceptable. We have taken recent action against accounts for this behavior, and we will be increasing our efforts, consistent with our Community Guidelines.
this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%. boltsmag.org/north-caroli...
On 25 August a ceremony was held in Newcastle to remember those lost in the Rohingya genocide in Myanmar in 2017 | Peter Sagar
Remembering the Rohingya genocide of 2017
On 25 August a ceremony was held in Newcastle to remember those lost in the Rohingya genocide in Myanmar in 2017
northeastbylines.co.uk
all i'm looking for in life is a placebo treatment that really works
“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.