grocery store prices got me fixing peanut butter or jelly sandwiches
jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.) jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
what don't we want? change! when don't we want it? always!
I feel sorry for people who didn't grow up with true boredom. The kind of rainy day in the 70s or 80s with only black & white films on TV, nothing to do on a hot Saturday, or empty time after a school day boredom. There was self discovery, reading, experimentation, play - and joy - in that boredom.
as a small frog wearing a cowboy hat, i cannot be held responsible for the things that i say
it’s 4:22am and all is well *falls out of crows nest and hits the deck below with an ugly splat*
Listen I know it’s Monday but what if you started it today It: Daydreaming Screaming Exercising Writing Asking Saying no Saying yes Letting go Cutting ties Running to Paying it off Paying it ahead Paying it back What if you just start today
Who the hell is in charge of my life, anyway? That guy is an idiot
It's pretty lucky that Batman also wears a suit that looks like a bat.
McConnell health update: “Everything’s perfect. Couldn’t be better. Having the time of my life in this SNF. Love you all. 🥰”
We had about 14 years where all of us were adults and drank together. Our kids, everywhere . I used to stand there listening to the din, and my Mom or Dad would notice me soaking it up. I always told them “ This won’t last long. You taught me that. Listen.” And they’d smile and hug me. True story.
Downplay a book or movie: “The Name of the Nettle”
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 6d agoDownplay a book or movie: "Reasonable Expectations"
Ok so maybe we should've tried to be heroes for like 2 days?
floating this balloon in the middle of the night to see if it leaves the earth’s atmosphere before anyone awakes
not to be alarmist, but there are only 3 1/2 days left of shark week
I wish all passive aggressive people a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Supersexy Bible
snargleplax@snargleplax.bsky.social · last wk.Ruin a book by adding a word: Ender's Got Game
I don't trust a fish market that doesn't have at least one cat roaming around.