* lighting up * This is what it sounds like When nugs cry
Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Hello. All I would like for my birthday today is this boosted everywhere and any help anyone can manage. Rent and bills forever. License renewal today costs $41 And i have to make moxie an appointment that will be at least $300. Second half of rent due in a week and a half. Anythinf helps!
"Birthday Girl" Ella Tailor@garaktailor.com · 3d agoNext set of goals are Second Half of August Rent by the 16th General Bills and existing in society. Moxie Yearly Check up for Prescription Food. Currently really just need like $5 to get out of the red. V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$:/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo Everything helps. and gets a moxie picture.
If you're going to be loud, you owe it to the community to be interesting.
Sexy Singles in Your Area Are Deploying Troops to Your Property Line
Getting ready to cross the street in Boston.
As an Americans taxpayer, I'm outraged we're paying ten thousand dollars for each of those NASA screwdrivers. It's just Tang and vodka.
I wandered lonely as a clown That floats down here in storm-filled drains When all at once I saw you drown As my dominion filled with rain
At last the feral listsicles break into your house and demonstrate *10 Gruesome Ways to Have Your Brain Replaced*. Nº 7 will comprehensively fuck you up.
Infernal Singles in Your Area Are Following Your Bliss, Wielding Machetes
We’re Only Making Plans for Nigel—Details at 11
the year is 2026, it's easier to confirm a wild raccoon with a birth defect is alive and well than a sitting US Senator
I draw custom maps on commission. Maps for books, games, decoration, etc. Here are a couple of examples. There are more on my website, along with a contact form and info about cost, process, etc. If you need a map, I'm happy to help! surprisedeelmaps.com
Need to find a fan setting somewhere between “nope, still melting” and “holy fuck, my toes froze and snapped off!”
Looking at my cats… *do they know it’s friday?*
Andy Parmo@andyparmo.co.uk · 6d agoIt’s time for the Friday Cat.
FSIS Issues Public Health Alert for Soylent Green Product that May Be Contaminated with People
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Crank https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy.
There once was a man from Nantucket. But only once. The government refuses to explain.
Song lyric age verification! O Fortuna velut luna statu variabilis semper crescis aut decrescis vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem.
🎃 Agent Pumpkin 🎃@agentpumpkin.bsky.social · 7d agoSong lyric age verification! When you were young and your heart was an open book You used to say live and let live (You know you did, you know you did, you know you did) But if this ever changing world in which we're living Makes you give in and cry.... Say live and let die
[first date] Rupert Holmes: I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Wicked Witch of the West: This isn't going to work out.
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JCP⭐Designs 👺@jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
