Tara Jordan
@jordantl.bsky.social
Mom, news junkie, politics nerd and theme parks to escape. 🎢 Occasionally funny at dinner parties. Somewhere between MD 🦀 VA ❤️ and MN🌲 L'etoile du Nord!
she’s so fine there’s no telling where the money went
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time Original post
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
with this cyclospora outbreak, you may worry that a lot of lettuce and other produce is going to waste. but rest assured that the government has developed a giant radioactive rabbit who can safely eat it all
[whispers] I will be drumming at Memory Lanes this Saturday. 🤫
Joey McAllister@joeymcallister.com · 2mo agoAnyone want to see me drum? Like, is that something I should talk about here?
Bro the Belgium jersey is a multi layered homage to René Magritte and nobody told me???
Of Course a Confederate Flag Showed Up at the Great American State Fair #CivilWarMemory #America250 open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...
Of Course a Confederate Flag Showed Up at the Great American State Fair
The Great American State Fair couldn't even get through its first week without embarrassing itself.
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He posts an effort skeet, he posts a lazy skeet He posts a reference skeet, he posts a weed skeet He posts the skeets that remind him of the something awful times He posts the skeets that remind him of the old twitter times
Gilda Radner, gone 37 years ago today. On that evening, Saturday Night Live host Steve Martin, fighting back tears, paid tribute to her — with one of her classic, taped sketches. #RIP 🙏🏼
Wow. Also kudos to the person calling this in.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3mo agoA Simi Valley Police Chief told NBC LA that about 30 minutes before the brush fire began, a resident called and reported accidentally hitting a rock with their tractor, which authorities believe started the blaze. Read more here:
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS I FEEL IT IN MY TOES
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoVANCE: THERE IS FRAUD ALL AROUND US
MAGA is the last breath of the confederacy
Sherrilyn Ifill@sifill.bsky.social · 3mo agoFeeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
"Don't forget me." "Don't worry, Homer. You'll always be a part of me."
you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion
This is alarming for many reasons. I hope it doesn’t result in more barriers for women that are already working or want to work. We can all do better; you don’t have to pull others down to rise. wapo.st/3P5tP4Y
Why young and old men are leaving the labor force at record rates
The share of American men working or searching for a job recently hit the lowest level since 1948, aside from the pandemic, Labor Department data shows.
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Today is another good day to remember that Congress has the power to take away the power from this SCOTUS without court expansion, without term limits and without Congressional amendment. We just have to use our power. Thread:
Sean Casten@seancasten.bsky.social · 4mo agoIf you are as infuriated as you read this as I am, know that Congress not only has the power to fix the abuse of the Shadow Docket but also that the legislation is already drafted. We just need to get it to the floor. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...
To figure out why Cole Allen did what he did, I obtained a copy of his resume and talked to his former friends. The portrait that emerges is unlike what the White House is saying: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/assassin-w...
Assassin Wasn’t on FBI’s Radar, Sources Say
Leaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker
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Remembering Prince today on the 10th anniversary of his passing (April 21, 2016) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: here: album.ink/PrinceRIP
Ahh- so that explains why the roll call vote on final passage hasn’t happened yet . Thank you senator
FOX 9@fox9mn.bsky.social · 4mo agoU.S. Senator Tina Smith announced her intention to hold the Senate floor to protest legislation that would remove protections for the Minnesota Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness.
“At one and the same time: The damage inflicted by the aggressor on the nation or community of nations must be lasting, grave, and certain; All other means of putting an end to it must have been shown to be impractical or ineffective; There must be serious prospects of success;…
Will Code For Pizza@markshatraw.bsky.social · 4mo agoI had never actually read the "Just War" doctrine before (until just now), but as I figured, clearly neither have they: www.milarch.org/catholic-tea...
Hey. Hey, you listen to me. The world is on fire. Everything is fucking terrible and expensive and stupid. So you cling to your joys. You clutch them to your chest and hiss at anyone who even insinuates that joy in the face of horror is silly or ridiculous. And then you kick them in the shin.