People who think that Elvis is still alive have very suspicious minds #LunchPun
Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick. only ever joking, calm down dear! I'm only here to make up the numbers. Don't hold me accountable, I was dropped on my head as a child. Before you block me can I at least say...Bye * Typos now Gluton Free.
recently opened up a time capsule i’d buried decades ago and wouldn’t ya know i found my manners
I think the most efficient use of AI would be to replace the billionaires. Just think of the savings we could generate.
I tried some powdered rhino horn to boost my sex life but all I felt was an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: When we are fulfilled, we radiate energy toward others. When we are empty, we pull energy from others. Fill yourself up and let it pour over. *breakfast it is then
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Leeroystarr@leeroystarr.bsky.social · 24h ago|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| 10.34 11.25 12.08 SIGN OF THE TIMES |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |
Who did you want to grow up to be when you were little?
Gen Existential Crisis@ru12bseen.com · 20h agoWho did you want to grow up to be when you were little?
I’m starting to think my “gut feeling” is just anxiety wearing a cowboy hat.
I should have yetted more random objects back when it was popular to just throw shit about everyday
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Leeroystarr@leeroystarr.bsky.social · yesterday|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| PISS OFF WITH THEM BLOODY SIGNS THANKS |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |
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Champie@champierth.bsky.social · 24h ago|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| SURE THING BOSS |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |
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Leeroystarr@leeroystarr.bsky.social · yesterday|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| PISS OFF WITH THEM BLOODY SIGNS THANKS |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |
My wife gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine. So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she's sangria than ever.
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Steve B@stevebasnett.bsky.social · yesterday|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| THAT SECRET CHORD MADE ME POOP MYSELF |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |
Seen one eclipse you've seen then all..
Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
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#ASongOrMovieForAllDrivers Bridge on the nissan qashqai
If anyone misses the eclipse today, you can get a similar experience by holding an orange far enough away from you so it's the same size as the sun and slowly moving it to block the sun and back again. *remember, never stare directly at an orange.
Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: Faith loves the journey. Gratitude loves the moment. Inner peace loves the pause. Belly loves the bacon.