Ate some ramen today. Probably gonna eat some ramen tomorrow.

if i was in a horror movie i would not be wandering off by myself

*flirting* There’s no late-stage capitalist hell inside me.

So glad it’s open season for biting. Who’s first?

Haunt it until the ghost is gone.

I met someone who seems to have sold their soul to Satan in exchange for preternatural organizational skill. It's intimidating and even enviable, but I think I'd still rather win the lottery.

You and I, we found the moon.

Out in the rocks and the trees and the dirt.

The smoke crawls the walls.

I could use a good ripping apart and being put back together again.

Friend: I’m good Me: you don’t have to be

It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest.

I'm fading away gracefully as fast as I can.

The creepy doll in our house started crying real blood. Marley and I didn't even blink, we just told it to grow up and stop being so dramatic because life only gets harder from here.

mathematical aptitude is stored in the clitoris

haven’t had anyone flip me the tongue in a long time

It's ok, I'll see myself out

Together we could set the world on fire

Hold back and not say how we feel? Nahh, we don't do that around here

The heat of October has me poolside

This is my emotional support jar of cursed dirt

Can’t, trying to decide which shade of black to wear

Girl dinner, she whispered as she devoured the screaming abyss

I exorcised my inner demons for you, please respond

Letting the word vomit out, spilling it everywhere.

thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care

To the thoughts I'm cooking that came all that way just to improvise a recipe, I have a proposal. Let's retrace your patterns on an apron. Mom's thoughts always said "If you can't embroider it don't consoider it"

i have no idea where ive been for the last ten minutes

Going to do so much sleep this weekend.

Consumer robots, because monster is too kind a word.