A little aggressive but great energy

journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I used to think those “no soliciting” signs were tacky but I’m fully coming around

November 14th, 2026. Today is my birthday. #schafferday If you'd like to buy me breakfast or a drink or an ice cream: Venmo: @markschaffer718 PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord CashApp: $schafferthedarklord OR subscribe to my Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/schafferth... Thank you, friends.

BREAKING: Everything

Claude please fix airplane. Do it right this time

Generative AI is great y'all, Steam can't handle slop submissions, Humble slop-deleted 2FA and account settings, Microsoft is down, everything is getting hacked, open source is being strangled, search is destroyed, and the remains of the world economy are dependent on one penis. Leaps and bounds.

dude that’s like the ocean under the moon

when my wife is tired she likes to sing the first line of Super Freak but with the lyrics changed to "she's a very sleepy girl." and that's what being married is like

Give every child a library card when they turn 5 and make it a big, celebratory right of passage across the land

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4d ago

What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?

I’m just as surprised as you are

In terms of what I want, I want chocolate chip cookies

please bring less awareness, I am already too aware

not now, the funk soul brother

Women used to eat hot chip and lie. Now they are hot liars who steal chip

“Office Safety” If you don’t squeal with laughter five seconds into this you may be clinically dead.

Testone (2016), a sculpture by Italian artist Andrea Salvatori.

replying “speak to a representative” on posts i don’t like

There’s so much heat on tiktok of exactly this tone. Dems insane if they don’t listen

🎶 i get back up 🎶 but i lay down again 🎶 you’re never gonna keep me up

I didn't put up any special treats this Bandcamp Friday but if you're in a supportive mood my whole catalog sure is right there frontalot.bandcamp.com

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why do people want their computers to talk to them?? I don't want machines to tell me what to do!

You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?

Ethan Hawke in Before Sunset

ALT: Ethan Hawke in Before Sunset

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Indie Book Spotlight@bookspotlight.bsky.social · last wk.

You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing? We shall start with the extended LOTR, then History of Violence, then Hidalgo, and go from there 👑

100 more garlic cloves planted today. this plot was grass in my backyard two years ago. now it grows garlic. destroy your lawn and grow food now

drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2w ago

if you can eat garlic, you can plant it. make holes 6-8" apart in your garden, about this time of year, and drop one clove of garlic in each hole. cover with a few inches of leaves/straw/grass clippings/whatever. each one will grow a whole bulb. you may not even have to water it (i don't)

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

you think the prospect of getting sent to male prison as a sex offender for two years for scrolling past a facesitting video is as bad as things can possibly get but then you realise there’s now a serious possibility you have to spend that time with Russell Brand

'The Hours'. Edwin Austin Abbey. C. 1904.