(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well

i got too much fuckin wicker on me

rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · 3w ago

i'm done looking at shit for a while

they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

The sort of thing you get offered by a guy in a Hold Steady song

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, this manga about the little dinosaur is called Gon? Me: By Masashi Tanaka, yeah. CHOTINER: This is badass. Thanks for showing this to me. Me: No problem.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now yoda: thanks dude

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Silmarils?"

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months

(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,

they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo

when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence

Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot: