One drag off a clove cigarette would kill a modern day teenager instantly
Mae Seeker
@maybemae.bsky.social
Charles says “Fuck you.” Filmmaker. Austin’s Most Transgender Camera Assistant probably. Nominally in charge of Austin Trans Girl Baseball.
riding the election high? good. call your congressman (or congressman-elect) and tell them not to elect this man Speaker. do it today. job's not finished. it's time to go to work.
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
here's your script. be sure to really sell it "you had my vote last night. you will lose it in your next primary if you vote for this man as speaker"
It's hard to believe, but this is what Waco, Texas looks like right now
[two days later]
I need people to understand the sheer amount of responses I’ve gotten so far from ALL OVER the country shows that trans people play sports. We’re not going away. And we deserve space.
Okay, I was waiting for election night to be done to post this call, but. I’m looking to speak with trans people who have found ways to play sports even as this country makes it very hard. What spaces have you carved out? What leagues say who cares? Email in bio Signal: SydneyBauer.30 DMs OPEN
I’ve always hated Buc-ee’s and thought the fandom around it was freak shit (derogatory).
I wonder how the CEO of Buc-ee's is doing this morning.
bc of the blue wave they’re implementing this tomorrow btw
voters across the country voted for several ballot measures that amount to "torture trans children", absolute shame on the democratic party leadership for abandoning our community and allowing this
As I wake up, it is now clear that SCOTX has gone from 9-0 Republican to 5-4 Republican. The 15th Court of Appeals, a court created to channel appeals to a Republican court, is now 3 democrats. We have the first female chief justice in Texas history. It's as shocking as Hinojosa.
Texans heard that James Talarico is a gay, blasphemous, pervert freak and said he's just like me fr
Beginning tomorrow in Texas, gender will be on every corner, Sharia law will be imposed at the workplace, children will be randomly selected for mandatory transition, and everyone will be forced to smoke weed. Welcome to Texas 2.
not sure "blanket the airwaves with ads about bottom surgery" was a winner ngl
Going on Cameo to see if I can pay Hayden Christensen to call a bunch of people losers
In Woke 2.0, we will force MAGA Mayes Middleton to have blue hair and pronouns
you WILL live in the 15 minute city you WILL eat the lab-grown meat you WILL have blue hair and pronouns
The last film gig I worked in 2025 included five comics who all just HAD to get their trans jokes off in Joe Rogan’s Austin, TX. Comedy will now be punishable by “re-education” camps, your days are numbered you five alsorans who opened for TJ Miller.
we're making comedy illegal again
nancy pelosi, on pbs, just called donald trump "he who will remain nameless." fucking harry potter ass bullshit. grow up. jesus christ
no it's not a dysphoria hoodie. it's a cocoon for the winter while my boobs grow a chrysaltits. if you will
Ken Paxton brought in the only guy worse at defending people than him
oh my god
LOOOOOOL I made this flyer as a joke for @austinbatgirls.neocities.org based off this old Garfield meme and they actually used it www.instagram.com/p/DfIjz2NT9Ab/