It's not like I foresaw Hot Girl Summer or Brat Summer but it would have taken Nostradamus to see Brokeback Basket Movie Trailer Summer coming

I may not have hit any of the normal markers of adulthood (marriage, property, pets, children) but I have kept a comprehensive list of things I have fallen off of to date (starting with a cliff, ending with a curb), and I think that might be worth some sort of congratulations at least.

Had that dream again I’m singing “happy birthday mr president” to Frosty the Snowman as a quartet with Teller, one of those robots who fell on the stairs and can’t get up, and an improvising Marlon Brandon in a muumuu and we do jazz hands so long he melts

Could probably fit 3 clown cars in a Trojan Horse

Update: gofundme, the fuken Puritans they are removed my fundraiser for graphic, offensive, perverse or sexual content. This is extremely discouraging. Thank you so much to everyone who donated i love you all. If you want to help me still, I have ko-fi ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche

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Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ok ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8

My short comedy podcast "Farcical" died long ago but I managed to resurrect the theme song. Behold 24 seconds of beauty, sung & strummed by the inimitable @bornmiserable.bsky.social !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwYc...

there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite

I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once

hi pls join me in this fever dream where I was awake 24 hours and binged cape fear on apple (laugh out loud riot imho) and then caught up on HOD only to keep thinking rhanaeyra was the daughter in cape fear and being so confused as to what I was watching

just saw an ad that a local casino is giving away a 1989 camaro iroc z and i’m guessing they just went to mi and stole it outta your stepdads yard

i’m doing my colon prep for a screening colonoscopy like a good little xennial🚽

ATTENTION: finally updated my long-abandoned YouTube channel with a rehearsal of a song by a group that my late father really loved, The Bee Gees; check it out I HAVE SPOKEN www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqh3...

I Started a Joke (Bee Gees acoustic cover rehearsal)

YouTube video by Half a Person

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5 Signs You’ve Eaten Tainted Veggies (number 2 will surprise you)

keep making the mistake of telling men my whole life’s purpose now is to continue to give my cats the life they’ve become accustomed to

don’t count your salmonella eggs before the fda releases them, or whatever the saying is

lettuce is short for lettuce give you explosive diarrhea

Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.

I miss the old days when people would just cough once then quietly pass away

Pretty cool that the main plan now is to hope creeps die and that we can prove they're dead

just so we’re clear, America banned transgender people from sports before they banned guns from schools

Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot.

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊@hawaiijeno.bsky.social · last wk.

The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only

Do you know there are 25 ppl on AL Death Row sentenced to die when their juries ruled otherwise? Pls take a look, this website shows how easily you can get involved in correcting this unconstitutional injustice, which will, in turn save lives! 🧵

We the Jury — Alabama Must Finish the Job

25 people on Alabama's death row were sentenced under judicial override — a practice the state has already rejected.

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Paying $5 for the petting zoo just to feel something (a goat)

Calculating how many Frank's Red Hot sauce packets I need to steal from the hospital cafeteria to cover the copay

Age is not an indicator of a persons intelligence, i explain to the fireman trying to free my head from the revolving door

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

got a lot going on lately but not so much that I can't bedazzle my pill bottles

Be yourself, but over there.

women be like I needed this and it’s a lobotomy