OMG -- under questioning from Hassan, Trump's FDA nominee Heidi Overton refuses to acknowledge that Trump can ever be wrong about anything even after she's confronted with a specific example of something Trump is clearly wrong about
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I shall cleverly do some poll tested insincere triangulation to get some rubes to vote for me vs. look at this rudderless amoral freak who will say anything to get elected
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
Taking my leftover spaghetti to work. I don’t know if I’ll eat it there, I mainly want to put it on my desk and hover over it menacingly, a knife between my teeth and eyes darting around the office, growling whenever anyone looks in my direction.
September has arrived. Pumpkin spice has begun occupying territory it cannot possibly defend.
Cookie Monster stood at the railing, fighting to catch his breath. That little guy had put up one hell of a fight. He leaned over and looked down. It was easily a hundred foot drop, but he couldn’t shake the paranoia. He had to go down there and make sure Elmo was really dead.
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David M. Perry@lollardfish.bsky.social · 3y agobiscuits for all! and to all a good night
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
Last week I had drove 4 hrs, shot 2723 shots over 7 hours with 2 cameras, hardly slept, then drove back to LA, had a dentist and doctor's appointment Worth it This is the Perseids Meteor Shower over the Milky Way in Mt Pinos with 100s of my newest friends 🌌 PDFs: drive.google.com/drive/u/0/fo...
Weyland-Yutani could have at least programmed their robots to do a bit of cleaning and tidying. Their ships look like right shitholes.
tried to do the heart shape with my fingers and long story short i’m in a gang now
LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion* ME: uhhh he didn’t have one
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.
Journalists who are still attending the WHCD this year don't seem to get just how much things have changed. It isn't 1998. You're not going to pose for cute photos with the West Wing stars at "nerd prom." You're enabling a regime who's assaulting your own profession & you're torching your career.
WHO THE FUCK'S IDEA WAS IT TO LET THE HORSES PERFORM SURGERY AGAIN? THEY HAVE GOT HOOVES FOR HANDS. MAYBE MR. DUMPTY WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE IF WE'D HAVE CALLED A DOCTOR RATHER THAN FUCKING SEABISCUIT.
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.
Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.
Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”
tai.@theothertaira.bsky.social · 6mo ago