nonelvis

@nonelvis.com

Self-hating batchipper, apparently. She/her. UX strategist & designer; mod of whofic.com. Based in Greater Bostonia, Massachusetts. Don't bother following if you mention AI and/or crypto positively in your bio or posts. You will be blocked.

didn't realize that I'd caught up with LUCKY today at lunch so I've spent this evening filling out online paperwork to become a supplier for [redacted New England university] and anyway, this was substantially less fun than a new episode of LUCKY even if it will result in new business next month

Really excited for this one, it's been a busy month building this new feature and I hope you like it! To commemorate, here's a 50% discount code for the two highest tiers: DBART24! And if you're an artist, please hit me up with a DM so I can give you a few months for free!

just gonna say that if I ask you during a software demo how accessible your product is and you respond with "what do you mean, 'accessible,'" that's the wrong response

crossword constructors: stop putting harry potter shit in the crossword. not in the clues, not in the fill. I don't want to see it.

currently hurtling towards a major HVAC rehab, which means contractors in and out of the house scoping the job, and a small dilute tortie cat occasionally emerging after they've gone to slink and sniff and generally be Extremely Concerned oh cat, you have no idea what you're in for soon

I used to install safety cameras, the only tech in them is a cup and a piece of string - no metal at all. There is, however, a very annoyed redback spider from Australia. We're not sure why it had to be a redback, we tried funnel webs and hunstman spiders, but only the redback worked.

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · yesterday

I have it on good authority that traffic safety cameras only contain angry bees and stale Nature Valley bars - don’t waste your time

If anyone uses Stripe to get payments, go to your Settings (Gear icon) > Plans and Fees > Radar (View plan details) > View Plans > Scroll to "More Options" and select "Lite" I want none of the money I earn to go to AI if I can help it.

💜 Noz 💜 Bust-up Commission Slots Open!@nozdraws.art · 6d ago

nice, now Stripe is auto-opting people into a nickel charge per transaction for "AI-enhanced" protection shit they never asked for you can change it back to their free "Lite" version, but the fact that it's opt-out by default is so fucking annoying