did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about
James Alvarez
@obscuregent.bsky.social
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
If you ask me if I have anything to drink and I offer you a La Croix. Know it’s because I dislike you immensely.
Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
Server: Do you want to throw this away later at home? Me: Yes, I'd love a box.
"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
I’m going to get so many free clothes when the rapture comes.
I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.
On the first day of the 47th year of my life I chose to start by doing my favorite thing. Going to the gym with my little darlin’ Laila. It’s never too late to be better and feel better. I love life, my family and friends. Find the little things in this dark world.
I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.
if you say amen during a prayer you are hanging up on god you monsters
There were a few songs that asked "Ya'll ready for this?" I always said I was ready for this. But deep down, I knew I wasn't.
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.
I’ve never coached my kids in any sport but I have yelled at them while they play Mario Kart.
Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die
“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer
I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.
Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules
I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.
It’s not the dead parents that make you the Batman. It’s having rich dead parents that make you Batman.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, it's mostly the worst of times.
When I drive and you’re in another car. Just know that your name is mother fucker.